A/N: this is a parody of Shakespeare's play, i hope you'll enjoy it..it was amusing to write:D please review loads!

-Enter Yumichika (Y), Ikkaku (I). Outside Squad 11's headquarters, waiting for a certain someone-

Y: Thoust hairless surface doth glimmer like thy starry heavens above. It lingers my desires, to glisten thy magnificent moon-like orb.

I: What? No mention of thoust mighty lord, thy sun? Thy could compare thyself to a hot summer's day-

-Enter Kenpachi (K)-

K: Yumichika, thine faithful underling. What hath doth to say about thy loveliest hair?

Y: My lord, thoust hair doth ring in the glory- like thy honourable bells upon a Sunday morn. Thou hath nought to fear – for thine fine spikes doth ring in good cheer.

I: Aye, my lord. Thine fine friend Yumichika's words doth ring a bell! It hath nought but right! Thy hair doth swing in thy gentle mistress breeze- glossy in all thine splendour.

K: Hath thy servants no shame? Thou art willing to let thyself bask in thy new-found fame?

Ha! Thy doth like men like thee! –claps them on their backs-

Thou shalt hounour thee with thy honourary fight!

-blades clash-

-Enter Hitsugaya (H) and Matsumoto (M)-

H: Tch! Thy court's captain hath but little shame. Zaraki doth dare to fight thine own creed, thine own men? To create trouble, hither forth he goes. Shalt thy stop him?

M: Dare thee go? Or wilst thou be like thoust feathery friend whom calls with clucks?

H: Thoust subject doubth me?

M: Nay, nay. Thyself do think thy lord shalt not. For he hath far superior things than to madly splurge thy precious time on thy useless swines.

-Exit-

Explanation in comprehendable English :D (in case you didnt understand what was said.. )

Yumichika praises and admires Ikkaku's beautiful bald shining head and expresses his wish to polish it even further :D and ikkaku's ego swells and says he's hot :D

When Kenpachi enters, they fawn upon his "ringing hair"-literally because Kenpachi has bells on his head- and compares it to the passion(?) of church bells on Sunday. Kenpachi scolds them for having little shame, but actually basks in the praise-thus challenging them to a fight.

This is where Hitsugaya and Matsumoto pass by and see whats happening. Hitsugaya comments that Kenpachi has no shame nor proper conduct because he fights his own men instead of enemies. Matsumoto cheekily asks him whether he dares to go and stop them or is he too chicken:D Hitsugaya then indignantly asks whether Matsumoto doubts his abilites, following which Matsumoto quickly changes tack and explains that she doesnt want him to stop them as he has far better things to do than to waste his time here. :D