Pairing: Rose T. and 9th Doctor
Bad Rose
"I am the Bad Wolf."
"…Seriously? Rose, I think it's fantastic that you've got your own name here, but really? Bad Wolf?"
"I looked into the Tardis –"
"Are you even listening to me?"
"What is it, Doctor? Or should I call you –"
"Bah bah bah! You can stop right there!"
"I can see all of time and space –"
"No, seriously, Rose. Why couldn't you just call it Bad Rose? Or Rose Wolf? We spend a year runnin' around wonderin' what 'Bad Wolf' meant. Could've saved a hell of a lot of time. Shame on you, Rose Tyler."
"Shut up, Doctor before I wipe your mouth straight off. I'm trying to make a dramatic speech."
"You wouldn't."
"I can and I would."
"Well, you look like a cat, with your eyes all glowy."
"I looked into the Tardis, and the Tardis looked into me."
"Shouldn't have done that."
"Well, I was going to save your arse in the first place, but if that's how you want it, I'll just stand here Joe cool."
"Whaaaa? Exterminate!"
"Shut up, Dalek! I'm trying to talk to 'Bad Wolf'."
"Doctor…."
"I know. Do your thing."
"I will. Thank you."
"And I'll end up regenerating after savin' you."
"What was that?"
"Aren't you all knowing?"
"Whatever. I see your atoms, and I split them."
"Whoa, look at them Daleks go!"
"Quiet, Doctor, I'm working."
"Blah blah blah. Pop goes the Dalek."
"Shut up, Doctor. Your nagging is makin' my head hurt."
"Surrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeee, my voice."
"Ouch, my head is killin' me!"
"Oi! You'd think you want to respect me. My voice doesn't annoy just anybody. I'm wise, me."
"Doctor! My head!"
"Oh...no. Better kiss you now."
"What are you –"
"Doctor, what happened? I heard a song and now I can't remember anythin'. What? What're you smilin' at? What'd I do?"
"You're kinda scary when you're a bit smarter than me."
"Thank you? Wait…hey!"
"You were fantastic."
A/N: This was just running through my head all day. Please, review!