Note: All these characters are property of the people who made them up. Not me.

I don't know if the rhythm

The Big Crossover Thingy

It was very bright and sunny on that lovely summer's day

Fred Weasley accidentally destroyed Mojo's laser ray

Meanwhile, several miles wayward across town

Chuck Norris preached about the life and times of James Brown

When Jack Sparrow objected and instead asked for more rum,

The manager from KFC claimed that he wanted some

It was really quite a mess, you see, and Yugi made it worse

When he quarreled with the White Witch, and she granted him a curse

Of course, this should have been the last of all their woes,

Especially with Ash on EBay selling Gordo's toes

Danny Phantom lost his magic dust to turn his pumpkin carriage green

Norbert and Dagget had reportedly been caught leaving the scene

Nemo got tricked into working at a sushi shop,

And Aladdin was busy learning how to karate chop

The seven dwarves and seven saints held a baseball game

It was the seventh inning but the scorekeeper was lame

So Captain Hook took his place, and called to the dwarves "Strike three!"

And a feud broke out amongst Happy, Dopey, and St. Mary

Chance would have it that the Trix rabbit was up to his ploys once more

He had rushed down to the Bat Cave and fell onto the floor

Jackie Chan would simply not comply to deal with him again

And so he pulled a ninja move, but was distracted by Bruce Wayne

I can't say that Godzilla's motives were insane,

But he tried to murder Frankenstein with a candy cane

Jimi Hendrix appeared with a deadly potato gun

So Mrs. Frizzle ran him over with the Magic Schoolbus (Which weighed a ton)

Calvin and Hobbes then had a snowball fight with our leader Captain Spock

Which was interrupted by Lance Armstrong singing "I Wanna Rock!"

Whatever crazy lunatic thought Kim Possible could play bassoon

Obviously had not asked themselves "What if my name was Spoon?"

Invader Zim had lost all patience to Mufasa in a match of ping pong

He yelled "You couldn't even pass for a chocolate covered ding dong!"

And as the havoc rose as did the decibel level,

A cooking show began that was hosted by the devil

He discussed how easy it was to make strawberry mashed peas

And if you add a dash of paprika, the taste is sure to please

So never mind this craziness, it's simply mental illness that makes your eyes so darty

Let's all be glad that Michael Jackson didn't join the party.