Wii Don't Want to kinect

by cardsharks87

Well...you'll see. If you're on Microsoft's side in the video game war you're not gonna like this. It's "Horror" becuase of the metaphorical horror Spongebob endures in chapter 1.

One day, Spongebob was playing Wii. It was the most fun he ever had by himself ever.

But then, two fish came in and unplugged his Wii from his TV.

"What? What are you doing?" Spongebob asked.

The fish then plugged an XBox 360 with Kinect into the TV. They also replaced all his Wii games with XBox 360 games.

"Hey!" shouted Spongebob. "What gives you the right to take my stuff?" he asked as the fish began to leave.

"We're upgrading you, sir." said one of the fish.

"No you're not." Spongebob replied. "The Wii has motion controls and games featuring characters that at least one of their games, like Mario or Kirby, has been played on every single Nintendo unit sold. The Kinect has basically the same thing but with none of those games.

The fish didn't respond to that and just slammed the door and left.

Spongebob then sighed.

"Well this stinks!" Spongebob yelled.