TITLE: Perverted Neighbor

AUTHOR: Vid Z.

PAIRING: Harm/Jen

DISCLAIMER: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc of the TV show JAG are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author of this fic. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.

AUTHOR'S NOTES: The Perverted series was a series of fics where different authors joined in for the Star Trek Voyager Kim/Torres pairing (of which I am a fan and writer of) for which the plot was someone overhearing the couple having an incriminating conversation, usually sexual in nature. Everyone participated in this, it was like a Round Robin, it had no real owner, nor inventor. It wasn't necessary for the third person to guess the situation correctly. All kudos for inventing this series go to all of us writers of the KT Koalition site.

SUMMARY: after almost 4 years, the next part of the Perverted "Insert name" series. Just for fun, not meant to be taken seriously.

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"Come on, Harm, move!"

"Jen?" the voice carried a note of panic.

"Why aren't you moving?" this one held frustration.

"I'm trying, but I seem to be stuck."

"Ow! Stop, you're gonna tear it off!" there was the male voice again and it was clear what he meant.

A few seconds passed before the woman's voice returned. "Ah, Harm? Did you use the lubricant?"

"You know I did."

"Crap!"

"Why?"

Resignation ruled. "Because the lubricant and the super-glue are in almost identical tubes."

Horror in his voice now. "Oh god, don't tell me!"

"We gotta call the ambulance."

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The next door neighbor Mrs Malone was doing just that after hearing the conversation of the newlyweds through the wall.

'Well, considering the fact that they've been going at it like rabbits for months now, it was just a matter of time before something like this happened.' she shrugged and went back to talking to the dispatcher.

THE END

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