Realization
Ok I'm really bothered by the fact that this show has been going on for almost 10 years and Ash is still supposed to be ten! Dear lord! That's the worst case of child abuse I've ever seen! I mean they even had him celebrate the day he and Pikachu met in the second movie? I don't know the beginning of one of them and Ash met Pikachu on his birthday so he has to be at least 11 but nooooo! They never cover him getting older! Me and my friends even started saying that Ash hit puberty when they changed the way his voice changed! So now this is how it really should be after 9 years of going on journeys, Ash is an awkward teenage boy who is always traveling with a chick and Brock, so you know he has to be very sexually awkward!
So on with the story!
Sorry for the rant…
Oh p.s. when the adventures began according to the manga Brock was 19 ok? GOOD!
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Once again the trio was in a new land on a journey to catch'em all! We see Ash our all time hero, no longer a sweet 10 year old boy but an awkward, puberty stricken 19 year old who had learned the birds and the bees speak from Brock, a 28 year old pervert who is still a virgin, oh how sad! But worry not because just like before a girl joins them, no longer chicks starting their journeys but a teenage girl ripe with experience. Molly had beaten the league in Kanto, Jhoto, Hohen, and Fergero.
Now Ash growing up with Brock's constant womanizing he grew up thinking that it was ok to hit on girl's all the time. Now Misty did keep it in check while she was there but once she left it just got worse and Ash well, let's just say he was persistent enough to get some, which would take a lot of persistence. Well any ways back to the adventure where we see our heroes traveling on to the closest gym.
"I'm hungry!" Ash wined as he stomped his feet walking.
"Well were only a mile from the nearest town," Brock said checking a very old map and looking back and forth.
"What's the town called?" Molly asked as she applied more lipstick to her already red lips.
"Town Town."
"That's inventive."
Suddenly out of no where Team Rocket jumped from the bushes!
"Mwahahhahah! To protect the world from devastation
To unite all people within our nation
To denounce the evils of truth and love
To extend our reach to the stars above
Jessie!
Jamie!
Team Rocket - Blast off at the speed of light!
Surrender now or prepare to fight!
Meowth that's right!"
Yes, James finally admitted his gayety and had a sex change to be a female. Jesse later admitted she was a lesbian and now they are lesbian lovers.
"Ok, let's make this quick," Ash said sighing, "I'm still hungry. PIKACHU SUPER THUNDER MEGA LIGHTINGBOLT!" And with that Pikachu blasted Team Rocket into space.
"Yay we did it!" Molly yelled jumping but and down, but because she dressed so slutty her thong popped out as usual.
"Hehe," Ash giggled as he popped it.
"Asshole!" she yelled as she whirled around and slapped him.
Well that ends that adventure! Join us next time for the adventures of a perverted teenage boy, a slut, and a 28 year old womanizing virgin!