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Pairing(s): Linda Memari/Francine Smith; Linda Memari/Hayley Smith.
Warning(s): none.
Word Count: 100.
Her father is gone again. Linda knows because her swimsuit is brand-new: a black crotched bikini which exposes far too much skin. Her tan lines are going to be a nightmare, but she doesn't appear to be looking for anyone new.
Francine makes periodic appearances with lemonade, snacks, and pleas for her to do something aside from sulking in the pool. Francine needs her roots touched up again, but her daughter continues floating and not eating.
For her, flirting falls under natural talents. Flirting with a broken woman is even easier. It should be easy with them. But she doesn't.