Eh. This was inspired by the commercial on Sci-Fi, where the vending machine gets stuck and Sam fixes it. Set sometime after she makes Major.
Ching. Ching. Ching. Beep. Beep. Whir.
Clank
"Oh for cryin' out loud…"
Thud, thud.
"Sir?"
"What, Carter?"
"Um…"
"Carter."
"Nothing, sir."
"Good."
"Hey, Jack, Sam."
"Hi, Daniel."
"Jack?"
"Shh. Don't ask."
"Right."
"O'Neill, Major Carter, Daniel Jackson."
"Hi, Teal'c."
"Hey, Teal'c."
"For what reason is the vending machine under suspicion, O'Neill?"
"Oh, Teal'c, it might be better not to ask."
"Indeed."
"Ah, I finally found you four."
"Hi, Janet."
"Hey, Janet."
"Greetings, Doctor Fraser."
"Um…"
"We're, uh, not talking about it."
"I see. Well, I need to start the pre-mission tests. Daniel, Teal'c, why don't you two come with me?"
"Sir?"
"Yes, Carter?"
"Would you like me to get that for you?"
"If you would be so kind."
"Magnets."
"Yes, sir."
"You mean, the one time I don't suggest it, they actua-"
"Are the solution? Yes, sir."
"Right. Off to the clutches of the Wicked Witch?"
"Sir."
No, that wasn't random. It was a drabble, what're you gonna do, sue me?