Disclaimer: I don't own any Sly Cooper characters, they all belong to Sucker Punch Productions, and I don't own that either.
R is for Random
Chapter One
What?
Neyla: Hey, Ironsides, can I ask you a question?
Carmelita: Uh, sure?
Neyla:
Carmelita: Uh, Neyla?
Neyla: Yes?
Carmelita: Didn't you want to ask me a question?
Neyla: I did?
Carmelita: Yes.
Neyla: Oh.
Carmelita: So...what's your question?
Neyla: What question?
Carmelita: ~Smacks herself~ Nevermind.
Neyla: How did we get here? ~Looks around confused~
Carmelita: We drove here.
Neyla: Do I know you?
Carmelita: Yes! You work with me, remember?
Neyla: IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT!
Carmelita: Huh?
Neyla: I never said I blame you!
Carmelita: What are you smoking?
Neyla: GERMS!
Carmelita: What?
Neyla: You iz covered in icky germs!
Carmelita: Uh, yes everybody is! ~Sneezes~
Neyla: O.o
Carmelita: What?
Neyla: SWINE FLU! ~Hits Carmelita with her whip~
Carmelita: OW!
Neyla: I iz have seen this meatball before! It iz stalking me!
Carmelita: -_-*
Neyla: You have rabies.
Carmelita: I don't have rabies!
Neyla: You're foaming at the mouth!
Carmelita: I am not!
Neyla: Am to!
Carmelita: Am not!
Neyla: Am too!
Carmelita: AM NOT!
Neyla: AM TOO!
Carmelita: ZIP YOUR FACE!
Neyla: ~Sniffling~
Carmelita: Are you crying?
Neyla: You hurt feelings!
Carmelita: Okay, I'm sorry. Don't cry!
Neyla: You iz not nice!
Carmelita: I'M SORRY!
Neyla: Who are you again?
Carmelita: LEAVE ME ALONE! ~Storms of to find Sly~
~A small kitten comes out of the shadows and jumps up on Neyla's shoulders~
Kitten: Did you see the look on Carmelita's face?
Neyla: Yup! Thanks for the help on annoying Carmelita, Kit!
Kit: Hey, no problem.
The kitten is Kit. She is my OC