Parody time. I wrote this mid-2012, around May, June or maybe even earlier. If you've watched Mean Girls, you'd probably understand the parody more. So understand this is between The Story of Tracy Beaker and Mean Girls. (NOT Tracy Beaker Returns or Mean Girls 2).
Justine Littlewood was finally starting school.
"Here's your watch, I mean clock," said her dad, Steve.
"Make pens," said her stepmum, Carrie.
Justine went to school and sat down. A girl said, "NO THAT'S MY SEAT, I WANT IT BACK."
Justine looked up and saw a wild girl. "Hi," Justine said to her. "I'm Justine, and I didn't know this was your seat."
"I'm Tracy Beaker, and you can just dog off."
Justine crawled out of the room going "Woof, Woof."
Tracy followed her and said, "No, I was joking. Let's play dares."
In the playground, Tracy said, "I dare you to ask Miss James if you can see her bra."
Justine went up to her. She came back to Tracy. "Here." She gave Tracy a photograph. A slutty picture of Miss James'...car. Tracy laughed. Justine said "I dare you to go into the girls' changing rooms and take a picture."
Tracy did and came back with a photograph, which showed the Year 11 girls painting the walls in the Art Changing room. "I dare you to sneak a worm down Miss James' bra," dared Tracy.
"What is it with you and Rachel's bra?" asked Justine. She got a worm, and put it in a bottle of water. Then she 'accidentally' dropped the contents down Rachel James' cleavage.
"That's good enough," said Tracy. Justine dared Tracy to make Miss James eat a worm. Tracy put a worm in a sandwich and told Rachel it was a sandwich Pi. Rachel ate it and died choking on the worm.
Everyone cheered. "Ding Dong, the bitch is dead! Tracy! Tracy!"
"No, it was me who dared her to do it," said Justine.
"Oh, really?" said the police, as he dragged her to prison.
So what did you think about it?
