Tell me!
A\N: This is not meant to be serious! ENJOY! I do not own Inuyasha at all! If I did the series would be way messed up! Please do not sue!
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Bam!
"Kagome, what the hell did you do that for?" Inuyasha was red from anger and had a nasty bruise on the side of his face where Kagome had thrown a rock at him.
Kagome put on a pouty face and whimpered, "you were staring off into space and it looked weird! "
"Well you didn't have to throw a rock at me!" yelled Inuyasha.
"So what were you thinking about?"
Inuyasha stopped stomping around and stared at Kagome," what the hell do you need to know that for, wench?"
"DON'T CALL ME A WENCH! SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT! MY NAME IS KAGOME! KA-GO-ME!YOU ARE SUCH A BAKA!" , she stared down at the inu-shaped crater and was about to storm away when she heard sniffling. It was coming from behind a bush.
Kagome took a step towards the bush and Miroku popped out. He ran away crying," she killed him, she killed him!"
Kagome mumbled something about crazy, lecherous monks and went to the well. She was just about to jump in when an orange fur ball tackled her.
She lifted shippou off of her, but he just started yelling something about a demon being after him.
Kagome grabbed her bow and got ready to shoot. She stood there for about 3 minutes and was about to give up, when a butterfly lazily flew into the clearing, and shippou shrieked and dove behind the well. "Kill it kagome, kill it! Don't let it eat me!"
Kagome glanced around the clearing to see if she had missed the demon, but there was nothing but the butterfly, frustrated with the obviously crazy males in this era, she reached into her bag and pulled out her secret weapon: DYNAMITE!
She quickly lit the fuse and threw the whole bundle and dived behind the well with shippou.
BANG!
Kagome slowly came out to view the damage. Yes! She got it! She killed the butterfly!
She walked over to where its lifeless body was laying on the ground and picked it up to show shippou. She turned around to head back to where he was hiding and saw it!
SHE HAD BLOWN UP THE WELL!
'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Kagome screamed and fell to her knees in despair. She sat there crying for a few minutes and then slowly got up.
She stared at the wrecked well and turned to go back to back to kaede's. Halfway back to the village she suddenly started dancing and singing, "oh yea! Go kagome! I killed the scary demon bug! Oh yea!" she danced all the way back and was almost inside the hut. But right before she went in, miroku fell out of a tree and landed on his head.
He got up and ran to kagome. He looked at her with a teary face and whispered, "You can't know it's a trout until it sticks its head out of the milk!"
And he ran off screaming about fish and his wind tunnel. With a sigh, kagome pulled a rocket launcher out of her bag. She aimed at that stupid monk and fired!
Then she aimed it at a hut and blew it up! "This is fun!" she yelled to shippou and then she blew up the whole village!
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A\N: yes this is pointless and yes everyone dies! My sister convinced me to write at 5 in the morning after staying up all night and this is the result. Flames are welcome and will be used to burn my enemies! Hahahahahahaha!