Miss Hermione Granger

by Bertram Wooster

A silly poem I've decided to pen, If ye chooseth to read, A review must ye send! Flames, cheers, sneers I accept, A measly review that's all I expect! R/Hr

Disclaimer:

Not Rowling, yo.

Enjoy:)

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Miss Hermione Granger,

To Books she was no stranger,

'The Brightest Witch,' her teachers wager,

And not one, but all seem to be in favour.

Miss Hermione Granger,

You'll find not one soul fairer,

But if her friends you endanger,

Your future can't be bleaker,

Surely, there can be no greater danger.

Miss Hermione Granger,

Is a fantastic dancer,

Her hair, although like dog dander,

Has grown on me like a cancer,

She's mine, and I'm hers;

Her only freckled ginger.

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AN. If anyone is interested is seeing more of the random nonsensical poetry on any character/situation I'm open to suggestions! Review and tell me about your ideas! You can also PM me. I respond to all signed reviews.: D