Disclaimer: I do own Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse books. But I don't claim to have written them.

101 things Emmet might do in a day!

1. Make a list of things you like.

2. Try to reenact the singing from Sweeney Todd.

3. Tell everyone that you don't act the way you do in "Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse".

4. Act like a kid in a candy store.

5. Learn and try to sing and play the guitar, so you can join the band Metro Station.

6. Play guitar badly.

7. Freak out every time Rosalie enters the room.

8. Every time she asks say your pmsing.

9. Do underwear commercial.

10. Buy every thing that says "pie"

11. Buy pie.

12. Just buy pie.

13. Scare little kids on Halloween.

14. Question date life talk shows.

15. Make a movie.

16. Star in the movie.

17. On second thought make a movie then destroy it.

18. Take a family picture, then burn it.

19. Tell everyone, they weren't in the picture.

20. Act like Edward for a day.

21. Dance to the song "Apple Bottom Jeans".

22. Dress up as a bride.

23. Make Rosalie dress up as the groom.

24. Have an affair with Lauren.

25. Act like Bella for the day.

26. Run for president.

27. Go to Blood Loving Anonymous Meetings (BLAM)

28. Get a spoon purse.

29. Get a purse.

30. Go club hopping.

31. Stare into Rosalie's eyes and say "it's not me, it's you"

32. Have a pillow fight.

33. Train bears.

34. Eat bears.

35. Collect swords.

36. Obtain a snow globe

37. Then rub it in Edward and Jaspers faces, make them jealous.

38. Trick Bella to go on a date with you.

39. Trick Edward into letting you borrow his Volvo.

40. If that doesn't work steal it.

41. Steal anything.

42. Go into woman clothing store; ask if the outfit your wearing makes you look fat.

43. Become drunk

44. Get a laptop.

45. "Sing high school girls, high school girls".

46. Dress up as superman.

47. Dress up as Spiderman.

48. Dress up as batman.

49. Dress up as the hulk.

50. Dress up as a superhero at all.

51. Make up something.

52. Make up anything at all.

53. Try out for football.

54. Have a man day.

55. Call it, "Emmet's Man Day".

56. Accidentally cause an avalanche with your laugh.

57. Act like the people from "That's so 70's show".

58. Dye hair 10 different colors, just for the heck of it.

59. Play football.

60. Join a professional football team.

61. Get kicked off, because you're too violent.

62. Make a custom ring tone for Jasper.

63. Make a custom ring tone for yourself.

64. Open a weight lifting camp for guys with bulging biceps.

65. Skip around school with Alice, while wearing a pink tutu.

66. Act like a lamp.

67. To hide from Rosalie.

68. When she's in one of episodes.

69. Break someone else's car.

70. Because it's cooler than yours.

71. Buy vibrating chair.

72. Buy a whale

73. Give it to seem.

74. Scratch that give it to Carlisle.

75. Go into Bed, Bath, and Beyond.

76. Claim their service is horrible.

77. Have a food fight.

78. Make the letter I on your arm.

79. Bring a tree into the house.

80. Blame it on Alice.

81. Become a tree hugger.

82. Become Donald Trump.

83. Get a unicorn.

84. Get a block of ice.

85. Date a werewolf.

86. Tell Rosalie.

87. Get a hurricane.

88. No, get two hurricanes.

89. Get a my space.

90. Get a book about manners.

91. Obtain chalk.

92. Change name.

93. Emmet is so 3 centuries ago.

94. Get a voodoo doll.

95. Bet against Alice.

96. Tell little kids theirs no Santa Claus.

97. Get Barbie dolls.

98. Show how awesomely cut you are.

99. Get a summer job working at Wal-mart.

100. Drink a keg of ice tea in 15 seconds.

101. List 101 ways you can spend your day.

p.s Check out 50 things the Cullen's shouldn't do.