Author Note: Hello, this will be my first comedy, so I hope you like, if you don't, then I suck at comedy. Hope you enjoy. Also this will be a series of one shots.
Warning: There will be swearing, maybe violence and some creepy things.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, Masashi Kishimoto does, I only own my OC's
Chapter 1: Ramen Ramen Ramen!
Naruto opened his eyes as his alarm clock went off, just as he was about to hit it, he found that it was a bowl of ramen with numbers on the side 'What?' Naruto just shrugged and grabbed the conveniently placed chop sticks and chowed down. After he finished his rameny goodness he went to take a shower, once the shower was set, he walked in and started washing himself. Suddenly he felt something slimey go down his back. He turned and found ramen noodles coming out of the shower fosset "What the hell?". He quickly got dressed, and ran out of his apartment to ask what was going on.
The place was completey deserted, Naruto walked slowly through the village calling out to someone "Hey Naruto" Naruto grinned as he heard Sakuras voice and turned around "Hey Saku-" in the place of Sakura was a giant ramen bowl with pink noodles hanging out like hair, in Sakura's style. Naruto did the most logical thing...he screamed "AHHHHHHHHHHH"
"Lady Tsunade, will Naruto wake up" Sakura asked in a concerned voice. Tsunade stared at naruto "I dont know, coma's are unpredictable, he could be like this for months" Suddenly they heard Naruto mumbling and trying to hit the air "No stay away pink ramen" while Naruto was hitting at thin air, he kicked Sakura in the face. Sakura responded in the most normal manner "SHANNARO" and punched Naruto in the gut, waking him up from his coma. Once he set eyes on Sakura, he screamed and fleed out the hospital window, landing on a bowl of ramen.
From that day Naruto promised to never eat ramen again. The next day Naruto had ramen for breakfast and took therapy sessions, because whenever he saw Sakura, he would jump out a window. In the forest, he somehow jumped out a window, that mystery is yet solved.
Author Note: I hope you liked the first chapter.