Scott Pilgrim: The Cheat Code of Lust

KratosFlinn

Disclamer: I do not own Scott Pilgrim or do I gane any profit from this story however, is my own as far as I know.

Warning: This story will contain LOTS of graphic sex. not intendid for place several years after the events of the last book.(or at the end of the movie if you haven't read the books yet.)

*not to long ago in Toronto Canada**yes they are still there*

Chapter 1. Intro Scott

Scott Pilgrim (age: 26 rating: still awsome) was living in a new house with his current new old girlfriend Knives Chau (age:20 rating: Scottaholic), and things where good in the world. No evil-exes looking to kick Scott's ass, life was simple, and even though they had been dating for over a year they still haven't had sex. the closest is Knives letting Scott play with her breasts. Her reasoning is that she wanted to wait until they where married, and as well to the fact that Scott always rushes his relationships and she thinks

thats what ruins them. Nobody had seen or heard from Ramona for almost 2 years.

After dating him for a another year Ramona just disapeared one day dissapeared without a trace. After the police searched the city and near-buy towns for her for 3 months Scott gave up on ever seeing her again. Before she left, Ramona had taught him how to use subspace highways and now he could summon them up at will whenever he needed to go somewhere. Because of this he was able to get a new job as a delivery boy and soon developed a reputation as the best in Toronto. and within a few months he had his own shipping company (Amazons Canada Branch having gone out fo business as a result.)

He was riding the bus one day (subspace travle is very exausting)and just happend to see Knives with her mom (again). One look in her eyes told him that she was still crazy about him so he asked if she wanted to give dating another shot. After 5 months Scott asked her to move in with him. They bought a new house near the castle because Scotts job basicaly made money no problem. it was 3 stories and had 6 bedrooms and 3 full bathrooms, as well as its own basment gym. It took a while for Knives' father to acept that she was dating him, but once he did he began to treat him like a son. The benefits of that started to crop up around their third month of being together.

Knives had just woken up and was getting ready for collage. She was studying quantum physics at the University of Toronto. She didn't notice Scott sneaking up on her until it was too late.

"GOT YA!" he yelled as he grabed her chest from behind.

"Oh my god Scott. You scared the shit out of me. Your getting better at sneaking up on people."

"I know. Your dad is a really good teacher. On top your families martail arts style he's also teaching me how to be a ninja."

"Its great I've never seen Dad get to like someone this much before. Are you going over to my parents house today?"

"Ya I think so I want to check out more of their library. theres all sorts of old scrolles in there that i wanted to see."

"Ok Ill be home late tonight. Study group."

"See you later"

As they leave the house they engage in a very passionate kiss that seams to last for hours. When they break appart,Scott opens up a door to subspace and arrives in front of the Chau residence.

A/N Well thats the end of Chapter one. this is my first Fic and I always thought that there wernt enough Scott Pilgrim fics. If you read please review, and let me know if i should continue on. thanks for reading.