While most of Shikamaru's friends undressed themselves to jump in the lake he opted in staying under the shade of a nearby tree. Estimating that staying as far away from them as possible would be less troublesome. The girls erupted into a fit of the giggles as the guys whistled at them.

Shikamaru's eyes flicker because of the ruckus and unfortunately for him gets a glimpse of Lee in his green speedo as he jumps joyously into the pool.

Ever since the war ended everyone was working hard in restoring the village back to its feet. The lazy ninja was tired, it was Sunday, his only day off since who knows when and all he wanted to do was sleep in.

Of course the God's had other plans for him as Naruto literally dragged him out of his home, with his mother's consent and towards the lake their residing in now.

If he were any normal seventeen year old boy he'd have a nosebleed at the sight, but he just wasn't interested.

There was no one really worth seeing.

Yet…

He then hears Sakura's familiar yell scolding Naruto. Then a loud whack is heard followed by a splash of whatever.

"Tch. Stupid Naruto." Shikamaru mumbles as he makes himself more comfortable by placing his hands behind his head.

Everyone sounded too preoccupied that he thought they'd forgotten about him. Which was fine, but that only last a good few minutes. Until she arrived…

She makes her presence known by kicking him on his side.

"What, troublesome woman?" Shikamaru asks annoyingly as he rubs his ribs.

"You're not seriously that lazy that you can't make yourself get in the water?"

"I'm tired. All I want to do is sleep. I was dragged here by Naruto." He grumbles and turns around so that he's not facing her, his eye lids droop easily.

"Lazy ass." She barks at him but lets him be anyways.

Temari could be many things; bossy, bitchy, and rude. But when it came down to it she knew when someone needed space.

Sadly not everyone was like her.

"Oi Shikamaru! Get your ass up and get in!" Naruto screamed.

It wasn't unexpected to him as Naruto tried to secretly attempt to throw him in the water. Thankfully he used his shadow technique before anything could happen.

"So troublesome." Shikamaru gets up seeing as their not gonna let him enjoy the shade of his newly found tree and makes his way to the edge of the lake.

"Awww… Man…" he heard Naruto grumble.

"Come on Shikamaru the water's nice!" Choji waved at him.

"What's wrong Nara!? Never seen a woman's body before!?" Kankuro finished with a howling laughter.

He scowls at the puppet master, the sand sibling have gotten way too comfortable around him. He supposes it's his fault; he's spent way too much time at the Kazekage's mansion.

"Of course he has. Isn't that right, Nara?" Temari says his last name acidly.

She's now standing right in front of him. Her eyes are radiating with an anger that probably could have come in handy during the war. Her bare feet are planted firmly on the grass and her hands are on each side of her hip.

He can't remember the last time he's seen her that angry. Not even during that time…

"What the hell is that supposed to mean!?" Kankuro is huffing and puffing like an angry wolf.

"Wow… Way to go man!" Kiba shouts, sentencing his death.

"So troublesome." Shikamaru grumbles, he knows that no matter what explanation he gives, one of the sand sibling might kill him anyways. He's not so sure anymore if not having Gaara around could push his luck. His brother and sister might just turn out to be more deadly and scarier than he ever was.

So this came to my mind and I decided to post it just for grins. :) If you want to know what happened that Temari is so angry please review! :D