"We need to assess the situation here fellows.", Edd mumbled to the guys. In the space of two seconds, a normal day in the Cul-De-Sac turned into a total nightmare as all the children were transported into some sick game for the pleasure of a streange being known as Cloverfield 2.
Ed, Edd, and Eddy were located in the first Nazi Zombies map, called Nacht Der Untoten. Kevin, Rolf, and Johnny were in what seemed to be a World War II Japanese military outpost known as Shi No Numa. Sarah, Jimmy, and Nazz were in what looked like an old, rundown German movie theater called Kino Der Toten. The Kanker Sisters were, unfortunately, smack dab in the middle of Call of the Dead, the hardest Nazi Zombie map of them all (as I've heard).
At times, Cloverfield 2 will send them messages claiming various things such as: "PUPPIES...who want to eat your face.", "Mystery Box, go bye-bye!", and "Cool! A Thundergun! [POOF!] Awww...a pistol! Did I do that? HAHAHA!". He will also randomly spawn a Super 8 monster or a Feast monster from round 20 onward.
Other than that, it was normal Nazi Zombies gameplay. Except it had a Gantz-like feature to it. And it was all for the entertainment of Cloverfield 2 and his readers...almost like in The Condemed.

Anyway, the rules are simple: Rule One is to live as long as you can. Rule Two is put on a good show for the readers. Rule Three is to act, be, and look awesome and epic. Rule Four is that whoever lasts the longest gets a reward. And Rule Five is the most important rule of all...HAVE FUN!
Now that that's downpat, let's see how the Eds are doing.
Ed is admiring the gun in his hand with a look of utter focus, Edd is going completely insane, and Eddy is ranting up a storm. 3...2...1...and-
"Arrrrghhhhhhh...", droned a voice from outside.
The three Eds ran to the northernmost window and saw, to their horror, several zombies stumbling towards them.
"AAAHHHHH!", they all yelled. Ed raised his gun and started firing, hitting the zombie six times in the torso before it fell. The watch that was on his hand read that his points went from 500 to 560.
More zombies came from the window closest to the stairs, which Eddy took care of with his knife. Edd, meanwhile, stood there shaking in his shoes.

"I AM ED! CHEESE AND MACARONI!", Ed yelled, knifing a zombie in the face and shooting another in the balls, causing a Double Instant Kill. Eddy stuck to shooting his gun left and right, catching eight zombies in the chest and killing another four. And Double D, of course, stuck to watching the others in fear.
"SOCKHEAD, BREACH! BREACH! YOU'RE NOT WATCHING YOUR WINDOWS!", Eddy yelled, pointing to the two windows Edd was supposed to be watching. No more than six zombies had breached the barriers and were now stumbling towards them.
'Okay, Edward, it's okay. It's all in self-defence, just shoot! Shoot, Shoot, SHOOT!", Edd's oversized consious told him. Shakily, Edd slowly brought up his gun and fired an entire clip into the horde.
He missed every shot.

Eddy, having cleared his window, went to help Double D. After three shots, he found he was out of ammo. Double D, to scared to think, dropped his gun.
He and Eddy screamed as the zombies converged on them-
"I AM EPIC ED!", Ed yelled, football tackling a zombie, causing it to burst in half. Since Ed was also out of ammo, he withdrew his knife and stared defiantly into the glowing yellow eyes of the undead Nazi horde. The five remaining zombies circled around him, which in itself was a bad idea.
Ed stabbed the zombie directly in front of him in the neck, and then did a 360. He sliced through all the zombie's necks and saved his friends to boot.

Suddenly, a machine appeared in front of them. It was a round, futuristic computer that Cloverfield 2 used to communicate with them. Text appeared on the screen.
CONGRATULATIONS ED. YOU ARE THE BADDEST MOTHERFUCKER I HAVE EVER SEEN KILLSTREAK ZOMBIES. I WANT YOU TO HAVE THIS WEAPON AS A REWARD.
Out of nowhere, and in Ed's hands, there appeared a Ray Gun.
"YAY! I have an alien handgun that I will use to defeat the undead!", Ed exclaimed.
"Hey! Where are our guns?", Eddy yelled at the computer.
ED=2000 pts.
EDD=500 pts.
EDDY=1900 pts.
YOU TWO ACTED LIKE PUSSIES. BUY A GUN OF THE WALL BITCHES.
And before Eddy could put a fist through the machine, it vanished. More moaning was heard outside, and another round began. But the Eds were well prepared this time.
Ed brought up his Ray Gun and pointed it at the zombies, Doubled D bought an M1 Garand off the wall, and Eddy used all his points to open the door with 'HELP' on it and use the Mystery Box.
He got Molotovs.

Ed blasted zombies apart with his Ray Gun. Double D got headshots on several zombies with his M1 Garand, and Eddy got very pissed off when the Molotoves didn't work as well as they do on L4D.
In other words, it was just another round of Nazi Zombies for your pleasure.

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"How about: GET US OUTTA HERE!"
"Eddy! Behind you!"
"BOOM! BOOM! EAT ALIEN SPACE LAZAH, NAZI ZOMBIES!"
:)