Teen Titans Suck
Robin: Starfire! I got you some flowers.
Starfire: aw their so ugly "slap".
Robin: ow Starfire that hurts.
Starfire: oh I ment to do this "Slap".
Robin: "wah wah".
Mother Mae-Eye: both of you. Go to your rooms.
2 hours later
Robin: their hasn`t been any crimes in a week.
Raven: how about we rob a shoe store.
Robin: sure
At the shoe store
Robin: this is a stick up give us your shoes.
Random person: but I just bought these.
Raven: I`ll make you a deal give me 10 bucks.
Beast boy: and a couple of video games would be nice.
Random person: very well. Sponge Bob for Cyborg &
Extreme Enfernorath for beast boy.
Cyborg: let`s go play these games on the PS3.
Beast boy: only if we had a PS3.
on the way to Titan Tower
Cyborg: let's get a PS3.
Beast boy: but were.
Cyborg: Cooks Electronics Beast boy there's a sign that says PS3`s 80% off.
Robin: let's go
(Alarms) woooh woooh.
Robin: it`s Gizmo get him!
(Jinx shoots Teen Titans with her hexes)
Jinx: the Teen Titans are out of luck.
Starfire: I think we should get back to Titan Tower.
(Red X on his motorbike)
Vooooooooooooooooh
Robin: that's Red X. Get him.
Mammoth: mm blue.
Robin: thanks "crunch"
Mammoth: hey I bought that taco.
Back at Titan Tower
Silkie Starfire`s pet ate Raven`s meditating vase.
Robin: Starfire will you go on a date with me.
Starfire: why would I ever go on a date with a dork like you.
Robin: "wah wah".
Mother May-Eye: what are you two doing.
Robin: Starfire meanly rejected me. She said why would I ever go on a date with a dork like you.
Mother May-Eye: Starfire! Go to your room. Robin! That means you to.
Robin: I guess I can monitor the city on my i pad.
At the Brotherhood Headquarters
Brain: Dwarf! Knight to a 5.
Monsieur Mallah: pawn to a 3.
Brain: Dwarf! Knight to a 3.
Monsieur Mallah: pawn to b 3.
Brain: Dwarf! Pawn to b 3.
Monsieur Mallah: ah forget it.
Brain: Kill the Titans..
Monsieur Mallah: with pleasure.