XxXxXxXxXxXxXx No flames please. I wrote this for the following reasons:
One: It'd be fun to Two: It's 4th of July Three: I'm kind of bored…
Simple. And Clean! -starts to sing- Simple And Clean is the way that you're making me feel tonight, it's hard to let it go.
I'm getting random.
So on to the awesome x's.
XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXx Xemnas' meetings were very cruel.
Long, boring.
They didn't even have a point.
Did they?
Most of the members didn't think they had any.
Number Seven knew the meetings had a very important explanation.
The rest of the twelve members thought Saix was bloody insane.
Oh well.
What was today's explanation?
"Okay, the month is July." Xemnas spoke loud and clearly.
"Get on to the point, old man." Marluxia shouted, annoyed.
Xemnas frowned at Marluxia.
Axel smirked, "Now, now, Marluxia. After this meeting you get to go continue your make out session's with Larxene. You two need a breather anyways." He said quietly. He sat back normally, chuckling.
"Shut the hell up." Marluxia snapped, rolling his eyes.
Saix put a hand to his forehead. "Both of you!" He yelled. "Shut up! And let freaking Xemnas finish what he has to say, so we all can leave this dump!"
Demyx grinned. "Saix and Xemnas, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, and then comes marriage, then there comes Saix and Xemnas with a baby carriage!" He sang, mockingly
"Shut up!" Xemnas and Saix both screamed as loud as they could. You know how they scream "Shut Up" In One Step Closer by Linkin Park? that's how they were screaming.
"eep," Demyx stood quiet after that.
Axel laughed his head off.
"Enough!" Xemnas said.
"Now, onto the meeting." He said, clearly his voice like that never happened.
"Since this castle is boring as hell," Xemnas began. "I think we should celebrate 4th of July."
"What?" Axel, Zexion, Saix, Larxene, and Marluxia yelled out.
Demyx's mouth fell. You'd think he'd be cheerful for this event but he wasn't. Something's totally wrong…
"Well, um…Can't we all play a board game or something?" Demyx asked nervously.
"No."
"Why?"
"Because," Zexion cut in. "Xemnas is an idiot, simple."
Xemnas simply growled at Zexion.
"I agree with Zexion, here." Axel scoffed
"Should I take that as a compliment?" Zexion muttered.
Later that day, err, I mean night…
As said by Axel, Larxene and Marluxia was having another make out session, and was oh so rudely interrupted by Zexion.
"Guys, time to see the fireworks." Zexion's voice called annoyed. And then he walked in the room, eye's widen. "Oh god."
"What can a person do to get some privacy around here?" Marluxia retorted.
"Nobody." Larxene corrected Marluxia.
"Nobody." He barked.
"Now my eyes are scared for life," Zexion said. "Get up, because I want to get this over worth." With that, Zexion walked out of the room.
Marluxia and Larxene got up.
Everybody was there to see the fire works, expect Demyx.
Xemnas began to count his members like children.
"One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight, Nine, Ten, Eleven, Tweleve…" Xemnas counted.
"I'm missing one member!" Xemnas yelled.
"Lets see…" He began to count again.
Zexion began to groan
"Me, Xigbar, Xaldin, Vexen, Lexaeus, Zexion, Saix, Axel, Luxord, Marluxia, Larxene, and Roxas." He counted. "Where the hell is number nine?" How he remember everyone's names, I don't know…
"Axel, Marluxia, Zexion, Xaldin, Roxas, Xigbar, Larxene, and Vexen. Go find number nine! Whatever the hell his name is!" Xemnas ordered.
To be continued.
As said ontop. No flames.