Golf Balls, by The Grinning Psychopath.

just an old fic, i wrote up like back in 2006. hey did anyone catch that the guy, responsible for O'Niell and Teal'c suffering the same day, over and over again. looked a lot like Hitler? Lol

On the planet Alaris

60 Jaffa of the system lord Apophis surrounded a large Naquarida warhead,

"is the device ready to be delivered, Mockna?" asked the lord Apophis

"almost lord, we are doing a few last diagnostic checkups." answered the first prime of Apophis Mockna.

"and you are positive that it will penetrate the Iris of the Tauri?" Apophis asked in a skeptical tone.

"I am certain my lord, with that phasing device that we stole, the device should just go right through the iris, and once on the other side it-" the first prime never finished his sentence because right at that moment, the gate opened.

The First prime turned only to get a Golf ball traveling with extreme Velocity in the forehead.

"JAFFA ACTIVATE THE DEVICE!" Apophis screamed

The Jaffa hastened to do as their lord requested, but many fell to the little white Balls, many fled, but most just continued to scramble around the device hooking up the rockets to the device,

One particularly unfortunate Jaffa was hit in his mister's, and when he keeled over in agony, he hit the big red button, that would have activated the rockets, the bomb as well as the phasing device, which then would have launched the bomb through the Stargate and out the other side, the rockets though were still unconnected, so the entire missile just became untouchable, and the timer began to run.

Meanwhile on the other side "Oh yeah go Teal'c I reckon that was your best shot yet!" howled Colonel Jack O'Neil.

The System Lord Apophis screamed in rage and fear, and scrambled to his ring platform, but just as he was about to activate them and get the hell out of there, another Golf ball was launched from the gate, and hit him dead center in the forehead knocking him into unconsciousness.

"Colonel O'Neil what the hell are you doing?"

"AH… IN THE MIDDLE OF MY BACKSWING!"

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One month later

Colonel O'Neil, Samantha Carter, Teal'c and Daniel Jackson came through the Stargate of Alaris, and were surprised when they found themselves standing in a huge crater.

"heh," said Colonel O'Neil "I wonder what did that?"

The end

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