Disclaimer: I don't own anything from Naruto...obviously. Sasuke and Naruto would already be a couple if I did. XP

Sasuke-dobe! Naruto-teme!

"I'm telling you, this ramen is THE BEST THING ON THIS PLANET!"

Sakura thought that the passionate declaration of ramen-love would have absolutely come from the mouth of her bubbly, dobe team mate. Two chairs were up-ended when she instead witnessed Sasuke patting Naruto's stiff back as he eagerly slurped at what she saw was his third bowl of ramen.

"HEY, SAKURA-CHA~N! Sit next to me!" Sasuke yelled out, a single noodle dangling out of his mouth.

Hearing her name called so loudly, Sakura jumped and knocked over the chopsticks sitting on Ichiraku's counter.

"Tch..." Naruto smoothly pushed all the chopsticks back into the container and up-righted it in one motion.

Sakura's eye twitched right before shock threw them into the ramen pot. Sasuke!? Wearing Naruto's clothes? And Naruto's wearing Sasuke's? WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON! Smiling shakily, she sat down next to her orange-clad crush.

"Can't you act at least a little dignified, usuratonkachi?" Naruto grumbled, glaring at the noodle on Sasuke's chin.

Sasuke glared before flicking a pink tongue out to draw in the offensive ramen. He then flipped Naruto the bird before growling, "Don't call me that, Naruto-teme!"

There's no explanation for this! Why would they switch personalities and clothes? She tried her best to come up with a rational reason, but nothing worked.

"Oi, oji-san, another round of ramen!" yelled Sasuke as he jumped up abruptly, putting his knees on the stool and his hands on the higher part of the counter. His usually stony face broke out in a wide grin, his eyes closing to make room on his face. When he let out a couple of Naruto-esque chuckles, Sakura choked on her own spit.

"Are you okay, Sakura-chan?" Sasuke cocked his head and looked admiringly at her, staying in his strange position.

Sakura's wide eyes were having problems registering all of the visual information, so she had to glance away for a rest. Her eyes flickered immediately to other bright colors, which happened to be the blue of Naruto's focused eyes and the deep pink of his cheeks. Curious, she followed his gaze straight to where Sasuke's wiggling ass tightened the fabric of the ill-fitting pants. Sakura felt her own face enflame while her mind started piecing things together. Sasuke's happy? They switched clothes? Naruto's staring at Sasuke's ass? OH MY SWEET KAMI!

Both boys stared at their fainted team-mate, whose mouth-foam was mixing with the flow of blood from her nose. Sasuke sighed before he pulled out his wallet.

Naruto chuckled as he was handed his payment. "I told you I would win this bet, teme! She likes you just because you're sexy! A change of personality or clothes wouldn't affect her feelings at all, and here's the proof!"

"You think I'm sexy, dobe?" Sasuke smirked, raising an eyebrow suggestively.

"S-shut up!" Naruto stammered, hoping to hide his blush by punching Sasuke in the face. The boys argued as they left their team mate on the ground with the bill.

Sakura would have daily nosebleeds for a month. But so would any other closet yaoi fan girl, no?

Owari~