New fanfiction. YES! I love love love this pairing and I was so sad that there doesn't seem to be much of it out there. Neru x Dell ftw! I mean they are both so rude they are perfect for each other.

Disclaimer by Neru: SunnyLen doesn't own Vocaloid, if she did why on earth would she be writing fanfiction?

Continued by Kaito: She'd write normal...fiction. :3

Rated for Nerus total rudeness -_-'

First day. New school. New start. New- 'Akita Neru put that phone away!' …me? No not really. Just because I am starting at a new school doesn't mean I am going to stop using my phone, in fact, I might just use it more. Jeez what the hell where you thinking?

I didn't think much of this new school, every time I looked up from my phone people seemed to be staring at me. What did I do? Evil people, picking on the poor new girl.

The day went by in a blur, I had lots of new classes like music and technology, which were really confusing, the teachers spoke to fast and didn't give me the chance to reply to a text between sentences.

I met new people too, for example Len-kun who was small, blonde (very shota I might add) and who loved bananas (even more shota innuendo for you there). This Len also had a sister, Rin, who was really scary. I also met a girl who loved singing (and apparently herself) named Miku, she was obviously one of those attention seekers, her hair was teal, really, I'm not kidding, TEAL. And she always seemed to be speaking in a loud voice and laughing and singing and dancing and –urgh.

Finally I met a girl who introduced herself as Teto who just loves to eat bread. I settled for calling her bread.

By the end of the day I was exhausted, I had 5 new text books and a headache. I declined the offers from my new class mates to walk with them and started off home by myself, eyes glued to the phone the whole time.

As I was enjoying commenting on a picture of a girl who works down the local pub (Haku fyi, always drunk, always depressed), she was passed out on the floor outside of her house, wearing far too much make-up and far too little clothes, I was just telling her that she looked like a reject from a zombie film when I got a big load of cigarette smoke in my face.

I coughed and waved the smoke out of my face, ready to yell at the ignorant idiot who had decided to pollute my air. 'Hey what do you think you're do-?' I didn't get the chance to continue…I was distracted.

Once the smoke had cleared a very unimpressed face came into view, he was a lot taller than me (but then again that wasn't hard). His skin was pale and his eyes red, his hair was grey (silver swoon) no, just grey, and he had it pulled up in a pony tail, but he didn't look the slightest bit girly. He happened to remind me of someone, who did I know who looked like that…?

Haku. Shit. I pocketed my phone. This guy must be her brother or something! Of course now there was no denying it, they looked the same and they both had an unhealthy obsession.

Panic over I looked back up at the mysterious (yet irritating and handsome, I did not just say that.) Yowane. ' Tch. Watch who you're talking to kid.' He spoke in monotone.

Kid? Kid? I am telling you Akita Neru ain't no kid! I felt my face go red. 'BAKA!' I yelled hitting him round the head with my school bag.

Oh no why did I do that? I call him the idiot when it is me. 'I'M SO SORRY!' I exclaimed bowing low. Wait what is this? Akita Neru apologising? (Yeah enjoy it while it lasts bishes) Before I did anything else stupid, I took the opportunity to just run away, leaving this random Haku relation standing alone.

[The next day]

'Neruuuuu, Neru-chan~, Ne! Neru!' The drill-hair-bread girl was waving her hands in front of my face. It was lunch time of my second day of school, I had eaten my totally fish free sushi (I can be vegetarian you know. Kthx) and some of the bread, banana, orange and leak my new friends had given me, each insisting that they were delicious (they weren't).

I had apparently gone off into a day dream and that's why Teto had decided to try and get my attention and why now she was clinging onto some guy named Kaito who was happily strolling along with his drunk girlfriend Meiko to stop herself from falling on the floor when I apparently pushed her away.

Neru personal space people.

'What? What do you want?' I questioned, irritated. How dare she stop me day dreaming about a Sailor Moon and Tuxedo Mask situation with me and that Yowane and being carried off into the sunset after defeating the evil aliens from anti-phone land. I mean….Ha….No way was I thinking those things get out of my business will you?

This time it was Rin and Len who spoke up, by that I mean they spoke at the same time. 'You are extremely out of it Neru. What are you thinking?' They quizzed, their blue eyes staring into my soul (not kidding.)

'Nothing! I was just thinking. Why does it matter to you guys anyway?' I said quickly before opening up my phone to text.

I didn't actually have anything to do on my phone, (yeah gasp) I had been up all last night doing anything and everything to distract myself from thinking about that guy (he has yet to get a name.)

At least my friends distracted me fast enough. Miku-chan looked around me to something that was apparently there and groaned.

'Oh no.' The twins (yeah Rin and Len are twins, didn't I mention that?) said at the same time. Kaito hid behind Meiko, holding onto his scarf with both hands. What was the big deal?

I turned myself around and came face to face with the last person I expected to see. 'Dell.' Teto squeaked before joining Kaito behind the protected shield which is Meiko.

Dell…That guy from yesterday. Yowane Dell. You have got to be kidding me! He entered the canteen with all confidence, followed by some purple haired guy who looked like a princess (pansy) and Haku, who was clinging onto the floaty purple guy like he was her life support.

He took a sweeping glance around the room, it seemed like he looked down on everyone here. He didn't look at my friends for long, he just passed them as if they were insignificant. But what caused a sinking feeling was that he took him to pause, and glare at me.

Ahhhh I hope you liked it! Let me know if I have made any mistakes here.

I look forward to reviews, they are like children to me =D

Thanks for reading!