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Working late again, I just seem to have too much work that needs to get done. Looking around me office getting distracted very easily, I suddenly notice the time. 1:27 am.
"Really…." i thought to my self
"How the hell am I going to get home"
I hit my head down on my desk and slowly started to fall asleep
Entering this dream land slowly, peace and quiet….until…
*BANG*
My office door thrown open, all can see s a dark figure walking my way kind of swaying but that could be just my vision. My heart rate increasing rapidly.
"What the hell are yoooooou doing here so damn late MR. Wright?" Miles said
Then I let out a sigh of relief to know that it was only Miles. Strangly I was happy to see him right now or it could be just im happy its not some murderer or worse, maya.
"Well if you must know I was working-" I started to say
Stopped because it didn't seem like he cared really all that much. He was busy looking around in my office.
"So like, are you just going to stare at me or you going to talk" Miles began
I watched him as he sat down on my white leather couch. I wanted to talk but didn't know what to say really I was still in a great amount of shock about everything that just happened with in the 5 minute time frame. Miles was sitting with his right ankle over his left knee, arms spread across the back of the couch.
"So, umm Edgeworth… do you want to explain what you are doing here, in my office, at 1:42…in the fucking morning…and why do I have the feeling you have been drinkin?" I wondered
"HAHAHAHA soo funny and cute Wright!!!" Miles busted out
I couldn't help but to smile after that. Then there was that silence again, Miles was just looking at his nails on his right hand.
"So are you going to answer my question…questions?" I began to ask again
"Phoenix, ok we both know what is going to happen at the end of this wanna be conversation so why don't we just pretend we had this conversation ok?" Miles said
I was in shock…did really know what to say after that.
"So I why don't you just get your sexy ass over here on your knees and do what you do best huh? You will be happy I will be estatic, it's a win win situation right Wright? HAHA" Miles laughted at the end
"WHAAAAT!!!!!!!! Whoa ummm, wait Miles, what?" I was in so much shock
"Come on Phoenix, you know you want to" still trying to persuade
I do have to admit though, the cocky attitude is really sexy and is turning me on I thought
"Miles…its just…this is…."
Next thing I know miles got up and was working his way over to me
"Umm miles…MILES…What are you do-"
This crazy sensation rushed through my body starting at my toes working its way slowly to my head. I closed my eyes and bit my lower lip. This shouldn't be happening, not with him, not here, but its just so…so great.
"So…was I right, was that what it was leading to? Well I was kind hoping for it to happen the other way around but this works too." Miles began to talk
Right after all that just happened he pulled me in to him by my jacket and just started to kiss me passionately. He started to push the stuff of my desk.
*bang* *crash* *kling* *clash*
All you can hear is crap falling all over the place, I slowly lean onto my desk still making out with Miles. After him starting to undress me I suddenly snapped back and relized what time it was and that I still had some work that needed to be done. I pulled away rushfully.
"Miles…MILES!...MILES YOU NEED TO STOP!"
I yelled trying to make miles get off of me but all he did was giggle while he kissed my starting from my neck working his way down to my belly button. Knowing I didn't want to I pushed him off of me, I did.
"Aww phoenix, now what did you go do that for I was working my was back down there for you, I left your zipper down for a reason you know."
"Look, its really late, I still have work I need to get done and I kind of need a ride home if that…is…possible?" I said trying to change the subject and get him off of me
"Any…ANYTHING for you baby, lets go!" He was really excited
After asking him to drive me home I really thought about it, how can he drive me home when it is raining and it seems like he has been drinking…HOLY HELL WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST GET MY ASS INTO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
As I walked down the hall with Miles, I wanted to take the elevator but I knowing how much Miles hates them I just kept walking.
*BING*
Strang hearing the elevator doors open, then I noticed Miles walking in so I went in after him.
"What are you doing, you hate elevators, why are we-" I asked
Again being cut off, Miles started to kiss me. What the hell is going on here, Miles is never like this, he never drinks to the point where he is drunk.
The elevator came to a stop.
*BING*
Miles walked out as if nothing happened, he just left me all confused about the whole situation. We walked to his nice red sports car in silence. He drove pretty fast, thank god there wasn't a lot of cars out at this time. It took about 20 minutes to get to my apartment. Once we got there, we just sat in the car. I didn't want to leave, and I also didn't want him to drive home like this. After another 5 minutes of silence between us I asked him to come and stay the night. We walked to my place, there was a little bit of small talk walking.
"OK Miles here are some blankets and a pillow so you can sleep out here on the couch ok."
"Aww come on Phoenix, let me sleep in your bed with you"
"Miles, look you just had too much to drink to night, I don't know why and I'm sure you cant even remember why your self."
He had nothing to say after that.
"Good night Miles, see you in the morning."
I walked to my room. I changed out of my suit. I lit some candles hopping they could at least relax my mind after everything, looking at the clock…4:12 am. For some unknown reason I couldn't get Miles out of my head, his sexy attitude, they way he looked at me at my office. OH MY GOD! I could suddenly feel my self getting had just at the thought of everything. How the hell am I going to get rid of this now…I thought of the one solution…jacking off.
Now being in the total mood, I was actually getting into it when I heard this slight bang from out in the living room. I ignored it though. 2 minutes later I heard a louder bang then glass being broken. I wasn't sure if I should go out there and make sure miles was ok or if I should ignore it again. Just then I knew the urge was too strong to stop, right when I thought I was going to cum…..
*BAM*
My damn door flew open, I thought how many times is this really going to happen with in a 24 hour period. When I really looked at Miles he was wearing this skanky wanna be cat woman out fit. It was all leather, short shorts that shaped his ass nicely. The shorts also had cuts and slashes in them, the jacket was tight and low v cut that zipped up to where a girls boobs would be. I also noticed hand cuffs on his side along with a whip in each hand. Now really WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON I MEAN GOD DAMN IT! THIS IS JUST NOT WRIGHT…I MEAN RIGHT……………….FUUUUUUUUUUCK!
"Its Miles Bitch!
Guess whose back, back, back, back again, 'gain, 'gain, Edgeys back, back, back, tella friend, friend, friend"
*Woosh…SNAP* *Whoosh….SNAP*
As he was sing those gay fucked up things people call songs, the god awful dance he was doing did not help the situation at all. With him moving his head left to right while biting his bottom lip and moving his arms in up and down motions. Oh and on top of hat he was swaying his hips back and forth. Now I am concerned on levels. Randomly, Obsessed by Mariha KArrie started to play. I was scared to look at what miles was doing, but I looked anyway.
At first all I could see was him bending over, but then he slowly got up and turned around.
"Why you so obsessed with me! Boy I wanna know! Liein that your sexing me! When everybody knows! Blah, de-dah!" Miles kept singing
With in all that dancing and singing, Miles was stripping off his jacket…WHOA WAIT IS THAT REALLY…….WHAT THE FUCK, WHERE THE HELL DID HE GET THAT???
"MILES! MILES STOP RIGHT NOW DAMN IT"
I didn't feel that I really did anything.
"MILES YOU BETTER FUCKIN LISTEN TO ME RIGHT NOW! DON'T MAKE ME GET OUT OF THIS BED!"
I still got no reaction. What the hell is a guy to do with a drunk off his ass gay mofo in his house.
"De-blah blah de-de-de-dah!!!" Miles kept singing
Miles obviously didn't know the words to the song.
I got out of bed and turned off the ipod.
"HEY man what the hell did you do that for I was doing something there and you just fucked it up…" Miles said
Miles didn't seem to be that happy that I messed up his…his…welll whatever you want to call it.
"Miles what the HELL are you doing first of all stripping and all, and you wernt the only one in the middle of something being rudly interrupted you fuck head."
" Ok OK well for starters…its call EXOTIC DANCING you FUCK face, and well immmmm sorry for just wanting you so god damn badly."
I suddenly felt bad, after all he was just trying to get in bed with me, but honestly….What the hell
"Ok I get it, but one last question…honestly…honestly Miles…WHERE THE FLYING HELL DID YOU GET A GOD DAMN BRA!!! And how is it going to help you any huh? You don't have BOOBS MILES get that through your thick sick minded head"
Miles walked over to the edge of my bed. He just sat there and I got this heart warming feeling rush through my body, I crawled up behind Miles and started to kiss the back of his neck tenderly. I slowly turned his head so I could kiss his lips. Next thing you know miles was on top of me kissing me rapidly all over my body, the biggest turn on spot, where he spent most of his time, was my…well..my…ok god my nipple.
*BANG*
"OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK! HONESTLY HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES IS MY DOORS GOING TO SLAM OPEN! I MEAN SHIT! COME ON …" I yelled
I stopped for just a second and look over miles body and noticed…holy shit fuck…larry…larry buutts….LARRY FUCKING BUTTS
"Damn it larry what the flying fick are you doing here" I began
"Well I started to question my sexuality and I started to watch you and…oh my god…Miles? Miles… really? well any who, I noticed I have not been hard with the whole hour this shit has been going on I mean damn it could turn on any fucking girl but not me…this is wrong very wrong!." Larry started to explain
"Larry…then how do you explain all the white stuff all over your face huh? Dude I think its time to come out of the closet you fagglet!"
"News flash DUDE I just walked out of the fuckin closet, and you sick fuck of a friend its powdered donuts" Larry got all defensive
"…that's where they went….WHAT THE HELL LARRY!"
"YOUR KILLING ME LARRY" Miles busted out
Everyone was suddenly silent and looked at Miles…
"Where did that come from?" Larry and I both asked
"Well I felt left out of the conversation so I thought I would…you know…jump in and all…ok…sorry…im just a fuck up I get it….IM SORRY WILL YOU JUST STOP YELLING AT ME FUCK!"
"Miles…no one was yelling at you…" I said softly
"Oh…my bad" Miles apologized
"Larry, look I get it but I would appreciate it if you would just-" I Tried to say
I was cut off by…another…god…damn…BANG…OF…ONE…OF MY FUCKING DOORS!!!!!!!!!!!
"OH WHAT THE HELLL IS GOING ON IN HERE?!?!" Francheska came out of no where
"NO, NO WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN MY SHIT HOLE THAT I CALL HOME?!?!" I exclaimed
This is getting a bit ridiculous with all the FUCKING doors being thrown open and now my damn patio door is thrown open…by FRANCHESKA!
"Why the hell are you here?" I asked
"Well going to be honest I was going to steel your evidence, but it looks like…well that's not going to happen not is it?" She replied
"Ok that's it! I just want to have gay but sex with this ass hole Miles, ALONE! We are not having a 3 some or 5 some! Got that!?! I swear to you the next person that comes in to this fucking room is going to get murdered!" I yelled
*BAM*
*BROOOOOOM ROOOOOOOM ROOOOOOOOOOM*
"heey paaaaaaaaaaaals what the fuck!" Poor gumshooe
"Dick you better run for your mutha fuckin life !" I went after him
*BRRROOOOOOOOM ROOOOOOOOOOOOM ROOOOOOOM*
"No Phoenix not a chainsaw! We can work this out cant we! SHIT!" Gumshoe went running
Toooooo be FUCKING continued…..