I was at a friend of the family's house, and saw a plaque on the wall that said "One Old Rooster and the Chick-In-Charge Live Here." I immediately thought of Kyouraku and Nanao, and got busy writing this. My sister read it, and nearly burst out laughing. They may be OOC, but sometimes, they're more funny that way. Read and review! No cursing in the reviews, please.
"Nanao-chan! Where are you?"
Ise Nanao groaned upon hearing the sing-songy voice of her taicho. "You've got to be kidding me. Why can't he just leave me alone?" She was tempted to run and hide, but knew that she had paperwork to finish. If she didn't do it now, it would never get done.
"Oh, there you are, Nanao-chan! I was looking everywhere for you!" Kyouraku Shunsui poked his head into the office.
"I don't know why you would do that. I'm always in the office." Nanao stated dryly.
Kyouraku paused. He wasn't sure if she was joking or not. He decided not to respond to her statement. "I have something for you."
Nanao eyed him warily. Last time he had said that, she had ended up with a huge jug of sake which he had proceeded to drink. "What is it now?"
Kyouraku stepped into the room, a huge stack of paperwork in his arms. "This, my dear Nanao-chan, is all for you."
"That's just what I always wanted. Thank you."
The man ignored the tone of her voice and set the papers on her desk. "You're quite welcome, Nanao-chan." He spoke cheerfully. "Now, while you do this, I'll be out with Jyuushirou. Have fun!" He disappeared, whistling to himself.
Nanao stared in disbelief. Of all the things her taicho had ever done, this took the cake. She was mad. No, she was beyond mad. She was furious!
She slammed her fists on the desk, standing with such force that her chair crashed to the floor. "All right, Kyouraku Shunsui! Wherever you are, you had better start praying for mercy!"
Nanao practically flew out of the office, intent on finding and destroying her taicho. She jumped onto the roof so she could go faster. He had said he would be with Ukitake Jyuushirou, so she decided to check the library first.
Slamming the door open, her eyes scanned the room. Not seeing him there, she dashed to the next room. She continued on for ten minutes before she found him.
Kyouraku was standing by a bookcase, flipping through a book. He sensed her riatsu and looked up in time to get a fist in the face.
"Oh, my, Shunsui. What did you do now?" Ukitake sighed.
"Why do you always insist on leaving me with the paperwork?! You're the taicho! You should be doing it, not me! Now I want you to march directly back to the office, sit down at your desk, and finish the work I started." She crossed her arms and glared defiantly at him. Her glasses slipped down her nose, but she didn't push them up. It would have ruined the effect she was trying to make.
Kyouraku stared at her, his mouth opening and closing. He had never seen Nanao this ticked. Not wanting to anger her further, he muttered. "Yes, Nanao-chan."
"Good. Now go." She pointed to the door and followed him out.
It was a very solemn Kyouraku that walked into the office. Nanao watched with an eagle's eye as he pulled some paperwork towards him and began to work.
Smiling to herself, she settled down in her chair and closed her eyes. Now, it was her turn to relax.
Meanwhile, two Shinigami huddled together outside of the office, talking about the sight they had seen a few minutes before.
"I can't believe she managed to get him to do the work."
"Yeah, I know. Kind of makes you wonder who's really in charge."
Nanao, of course, heard every word they said. She smirked upon hearing Kyouraku sigh. Let him suffer for now. She would make up for it later.