I don't own Harry Potter!!!!! Everything you recognize is J.K Rowlings. No sue! I don't like that! Not like you'll be getting much. I've already escaped the crazy bin once, and I will not go back! Be nice though, because this is my first humor. I don't know if it's even funny.
Harry Potter was sitting in the Great Hall eating dinner as usual, when Professor Snape popped up behind him, cross eyed. He had an awkward smile on his face, and looked at Harry's silverware. "Is that… is that a fork?" Snape was slightly drunk. He took Harry's fork from his hand, and ran out of the Great Hall.
"What he freak?" Harry was extremely baffled. He got up from his seat and chased Snape out of the Great Hall. "Give me back my fork! I'm hungry!"
Once Harry had chased Snape all the way out by the lake, Snape had stopped short. He had spotted someone sitting by the tree, about to take a bite out of some toast.
"NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" Snape screamed. "Don't eat that toast!!!" The girl who had been sitting there was staring at Snape with a horrified expression. All of a sudden Snape stabbed the toast with Harry's fork. Harry had been watching with the same expression as the girl who just lost her toast.
Snape conjured a Boom Box out of thin air, and started playing Friday I'm in Love by The Cure.
Then he started doing a weird made up dance. He suddenly stopped short, and stared at the very top tower of Hogwarts. He ran as fast as his legs could take him to the tower, all the while, Let's Dance by David Bowie was playing. He was about to jump when Voldemort saw this and cast Avada Kadavra on him.
Meanwhile Harry Potter was laughing his head off, and the girl was crying. "MY TOAST!!!!" she screamed. "I LOVED IT!!!" Harry just stared at her as she ran off into the castle, cradling her face in her hands.
"Oh, well." was all Harry said. Voldemort just left after killing Severus Snape.
END.
Yeah, I'm aware that was a little awkward. Oh, well.. Please Review!