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It was a quiet night in Spencer's apartment. He spent the night watching old pirate movies while eating popcorn and working on case files.

"It's fascinating to see what it would be like to live on a pirate ship…sword fights…treasure (yawn)…fair maidens….and…"

Spencer fell asleep on his couch, case files on his lap and around him.

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"SPENCER, YOU SCURVY-DOG, GET UP"

Spencer's eyes shot open and he found himself in a hammock. He fell out to find himself surrounded by many hammocks and it reeked horribly. He felt the floor shift under him, like it was swaying. The place was covered in filth and black tar. Then he saw a light at the end of the long tunnel of hammocks, crates, and bags.

He climbed a flight of stairs and saw he was on a large wooden boat. The sails were huge; there were cannons on the sides, and men running around the ship.

"SPENCER GET THE CANNONS READY! WE HAVE AN ENEMY SHIP COMING UP THE STARBOARD BOW."

Spencer looked up and saw Hotch, dressed as a pirate captain. "GET MOVING OR YOU"LL BE SLEEPING WITH THE SHARKS!"

Spencer ran to the cannons and tried to get them ready, luckily he read a book about cannons and how they work.

Suddenly he saw Morgan running to help him with the cannon. "Bad idea to sleep in pretty boy" he said.

Spencer couldn't decide what was weirder, being on a 17th century ship or seeing Hotch and Morgan in pirate costumes.

Suddenly he heard a loud boom. "TAKE COVER!"

A cannon ball hit the ship and made a large explosion of wood and tar. Spencer and Morgan ducked behind the cannon.

"READY THE CANNONS" shouted Hotch.

"I'm never watching Pirates of the Caribbean again" muttered Spencer.

Morgan and Spencer finished preparing the cannon and fired one shot. Suddenly a parrot perched onto Hotch's shoulder.

"Oh this keeps getting better and better" said Spencer.

Suddenly the enemy ship got close enough for them to start boarding our ship. "Prepare to be boarded" shouted Hotch.

Spencer's eyes widened when he saw who was the captain of the enemy ship…Rossi.

"Your head is mine Captain Hotchner" he yelled. The other pirates fought off the enemy soldiers. I just tried not to get hit with something. But soon enough our crew cheered in victory. We raided the enemy ship and found three women were on board along with spices and other goods.

The women were JJ, Prentiss and Garcia. All of them were dressed in 17th century woman's clothing, which was mainly a long dress with a few petty coats underneath.

"Ah we have some wenches on our ship" shouted one of the crew men.

The girls trembled in fear but Spencer kept staring at Garcia. "She looks so pretty in that dress" he thought. He approached her and cupped her cheek. She looked up with fear in her eyes. He smiled and kept his hand on her cheek. "I won't hurt you" he said softly. He moved closer and was about kiss her when….

RIIIINNNNNGGGGG.

Spencer's eyes shot open and saw that it was morning. He picked up his cell phone; it was JJ who had a case for us. Spencer sighed and kept thinking about Garcia and the impending kiss.

When Spencer got to the office he saw her in her office as usual. He walked in and she smiled, "Hey there my sweet cake."

He then leaned over and kissed her cheek. She gasped when he pulled away. He smiled and left her. Garcia at first but then giggled, "What brought this on my sweet little heart-stealer."

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