I AM BACK.

This time , I have something gr88888888 in mind.

This is perfect.

In words of a cat : purr-fect.

In words of matthew perry : Perry-fect.

We all know that Monica can't be pregnant ......but what about Chandler?

Handle is his middle name.

Huh.... Hah....So here is how it all happened:

{march , 2010. }

{At Monica's }

Monica : " Chandler .... Chandler ..... where are u ?"

Erica : " Daddy is in garden ."

Little Jack : " I hate Daddy ...."

Monica : "Why?"

Little Jack : " Kids tease me at school ... they say ' your dad is gay ' "

Monica : " Believe me .. your dad is not gay."

{Enters Chandler . He is talking to someone on his mobile phone. }

Chandler {on phone } : "I love you man ."

{Little Jack stamps his feet and walks out of room.}

Chandler : " Its Uncle Joey .."

{Erica snatches the phone from him.}

Erica : " Uncle Joey ...."

Joey : " My angel... How you doin?"

Erica : " When are you coming here?"

Joey : " Next week"

{At Ross and Rachel's}

Ross : " I am so excited ...we are going to meet Monica after a , technically It has not been a whole year...11 months and 26 days and...."

Rachel : " Wow. I married a talking calendar."

Ross : " And I married a ...a.....{Ross cant think of anything to say.....little awkward silence follows and finally Ross blurts out } And I married a ..a talking handbag."

Rachel : " No ..you married three talking handbags "

Ross : " How is Emma feeling about this?"

Rachel : " Emma is excited too. I think there is something going on between Emma and little Jack."

Ross { nervously } :" whaaaat?"

Rachel : " Yeah..... Kids ..they grow so fast."

Ross : " What do you mean?"

Rachel : " I mean ....."

Ross : " Emma has'nt even had her period till now..{thinks for a while } has she?"

Rachel : "No."

Ross : " I think I need to have a father-daughter talk ."

Rachel : " Are you going to talk to your dad?"

Ross : " What?"

Rachel : " Dont be a girl Ross."

{Phoebe and Mike are packing too.}

Phoebe : " I wish my grandmother would be alive today."

Mike : " Me too."

Phoebe : " She could really use that Aphrodisiac we used yesterday. "

Mike {swallows his own spit} " Huh. "

Phoebe : " cant wait to meet everyone after all these years."

Mike : " It has been only eleven months."

Phoebe : " Dinosaurs died hundreds of years they are still alive in Ross's Book's."

Mike : " What."

Phoebe : " And my grandmother is still alive in my diary."

Mike : " dont we keep viagra between the pages of your will have a great time."

Phobe : " Go find me a photo of Albert Einstein fast."

Mike : " Seriously ...WHAT?"

And they all meet next week.

Wait for the next chapter.

TO BE CONTINUED.