I honestly have no idea where this came from. I just feel like being super random this time. Hopefully you like this one. So. here's the first part.
Lesson 1: Always have a battle.
Hollyleaf was sitting in the middle of the Thunderclan camp. She was really hungry. She chose a squirrel from the fresh-kill pile and was about to eat it when Blackstar raced into the camp with several Shadowclan warriors.
"Shadowclan. attack!" he yowled. The warriors just sat there.
"I said, attack!" he yowled. The Shadowclan warriors continued to sit there. The Thunderclan warriors stared at the Shadowclan cats. All of a sudden Tigerheart jumped up and sang: "Everybody dance now," and then the Shadowclan warriors started dancing to that really annoying song.
It was contagious. In moments, everyone was dancing except for Blackstar, who hit his head with his paw and mewed, "Why do I bother?" before leaving the camp, defeated by his own warriors.
"Cut, cut, cut, thats not whats supposed to happen! Who did this?" shouted Sparrowflight, snapping down the action thinga majig used when filming movies.
Blackstar shrugged. "I dunno. I certainly know that I would never let that kind of thing happen in a battle, so don't look at me. Meanwhile, Firestar was giggling histerically.
"Who gave him caffeine?" asked Sparrowflight, noticing the several empty bottles of coke piled around him."Ugh, never mind. Take two, people! and get it right this time!"
Blackstar and several other Shadowclan warriors raced into the Thunderclan camp, this time executing a perfect battle between Thunderclan and Shadowclan, despite the fact that Firestar was hyper. As usual, Lionblaze was uninjured, and was one of the best fighters, if not the absolute best. Hollyleaf gave one Shadowclan warrior a sprained leg. After a few minuites, Shadowclan retreated. thunderclan had won.
"Ok, cut! Perfect job, you guys. You all get two desserts at dinner tonight. We'll do scene two tomorrow." said Sparrowflight, congratulating the cats. "Now go practice your lines or something. I'll be seeing you later."
I hope you guys liked this. Please review and tell me if I should continue or not. Personally, I think that this story has plenty of potential for being crazy. Also, just to let you know, this is the result of someone who is a little bit insane and has had a large coke. The pop, not the drug. Drugs are bad and eventually kill you. And be glad you are just reading a story that is the result of me on caffeine, instead of actually seeing me on caffeine. I think I actually scared some people in my school's drama club once after having a lot of coke. Caffeine really makes me hyper. I remember I was vibrating that time. Anyway, just review!