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Greg tries something and it doesn't work out. Greg/Nick slash.

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Greg stood over the pot of boiling water waiting for the right time to pour in the spaghetti. Tonight when Nick got home from work he was going to have a romantic dinner made for him. He had it all planned out in his head. He was going to make stir fry, bake some breaded mushrooms, and for dessert strawberries with whip cream and a blue berry on top. It was going to be a awesome evening. Once the water was at the right tempter he poured in the noodles. While they were being soften he place the mushrooms in the oven to cook. He already finished his strawberry dessert and it was sitting in the fridge ready to go. It took a little while but the spaghetti noodles finished cooking. He drained them into the sink. He let the water leak out as he pulled the mushrooms out of the oven. Carefully he set them on a plate and ran them to the table. When that task was done he began to make the stir fry. He pulled out Imation crab meat, already cook chicken, and soy sauce. He was ready to go. He put the spaghetti on the frying pan then added the crab and chicken. He stirred them for a moment until he was sure they were ready for the soy. He poured half of the bottle into the pan. Carefully cover every thing he saw. Greg then stirred it for a few minutes to make sure the flavor was in it. That step was done he put it all into a bowl. He took out a fork to sample his dish to make sure it was good enough for his boyfriend. Once it was in his mouth he spit it into the garbage.

"Oh my god it taste like rubber from a tire." Greg shouted. He pick up the bowl and dump it into the garbage. Those Mongolian chief make look so easy why couldn't he do it like they did.

"Oh yeah they been doing it for years." He mumbled to himself. He took a look at the clock Nick was due to arrive home in thirty minutes; how can he replace the main course with so little time left. A idea suddenly struck him. He ran to the phone. Quickly he dialed a number.

"Hello I like a medium size BLT pizza delivered please."

Nick walk into the apartment just a few minutes after the pizza was delivered.

"Something smells good." He said as he threw his work stuff on the chair.

"That is because I made you a nice romantic dinner baby." Greg said as he ran up to his man and gave him a kiss.

"Are you hungry baby?"

"Very." Nick answered. They sat down at the table and ate the dinner. No sooner then when the last piece of food was eaten they were making out and heading to the bedroom. Nick and Greg landed on the bed no breaking their lip lock on each other. Greg knew they were going to make sweet love soon and Nick wouldn't ever know about the bad stir fry her made.

"Next time Greg when you plan on making something make sure you have the recipe for it."

Greg pull away in shock.

"How did you know?" Nick couldn't help, but laugh at the man.

"Because I could smell burn tire in the kitchen." They both began to laugh.

"Alright I promise." Nick place a kiss on the tip of Greg's nose.

"I still love you."

"I still love you too." With that said when back to making out.

THE END