Warning! I do not own Naruto or Naruto Shippuden! I swear!

Alright so, I can't believe it, but yes I am starting ANOTHER story. Crazy? I know.

Okay, so I'm doing this Naruto story which I'm going to try and combine angst and humor, like the show. However, this is from the point of an OC character. I'm not gonna say anything about her background cause that would give away da story. This takes place between the Five Kage Summit Arc and the Confining the Jinchuriki Arc. Oh, and it's AUish. For example, I'm making it so that Sasuke was brought back after the Summit. So yeah. Anyways…

Enjoy!


"Does anyone know who she is?"

"No."

"The only identification we have is her hair, eyes, and the tattoo."

"Even with that all, the only good identification is the ANBU tattoo."

"I've had all my agents interviewed and none of them recognize her."

"Perhaps she's from Root. Troublesome as that would be."

"Not possible. It was only us brothers. And the nurses reported no seal on her when they found her which was before Danzo was killed."

"So we have a possible S-class missing-nin ANBU who was found with a Konoha headband with the same scratch as Akatsuki, great."

"Sasuke, can the sarcasm wait. We need to figure out what to do when she wakes up."

What they didn't know that I was awake. I had no idea who they were. I couldn't open my eyes. I was too scared and had no idea what was happening. I couldn't remember anything. Not how I got here, who I was, where I was, nothing!

Suddenly I felt a pain flare up my right arm. One minute I was panicking in a strange bed, the next I was scrambling upright, using my arms to push me up and against the headboard. I yanked out the tube that had just been inserted into my arm out and stared around the room.

It was small room with a couple of chairs by the wall, white walls, white floors, and some machines near the bed I was in. There were also several people standing around. A girl with bright pink hair and a boy with black hair and a blank look on his face stood closest and the girl was holding another of the tubes in her hand, a woman with blonde hair and a large chest stood in front of the door, a man with white hair and a black mask was next to her, a boy with black hair and red eyes was on the other side of the man with the mask, and finally a boy with brown hair and slouched stance stood on the other side of the woman.

I didn't have the slightest clue who any of them were. I didn't know who I was, but I was wearing a hospital gown and so was the boy with black hair.

"Well, now we don't have to figure out what to do when she wakes up," The slouched boy said, releasing a yawn as well.

"Who are you?" I whispered, trying to remember exactly how to form the sentence.

"We'll answer your questions when you answer ours," The man with mask said.

"Who are you?" The raven haired boy asked that.

"What division are you from?" The blank faced boy.

"Where are you from?" The blonde woman.

"Are you feeling alright?" The pink one.

"I don't know! I don't know! I don't know!" I screamed, gripping the bed sheets, "I can't remember anything! I don't even know who I am!"

"Severe amnesia," The blonde woman said and pushed past everyone to stand next to me, "Tell me anything you remember at all, doesn't matter about what."

I swallowed and looked at her and then everyone else. My eyes landed on her again and I shut my eyes, trying to remember.

"I-I-I remember what this place is where I am, but I-I-I don't know why," I thought more and realized I didn't forget everything, "I remember everything, except people or anything about me. Like I have no clue who any of you people are."

I opened my eyes and I tried moving up into a more comfortable sitting position when something else occurred.

"Why can't I move my legs?" I asked, "Why? What?"

I stuttered on the questions. The blonde and the pink haired girl stepped forward to examine my legs.

"Hey wait," I asked before they could grab my unmoving legs, "This is going to sound stupid, but what gender am I?"

Looks of disbelief appeared on all their faces and the man with the mask began rubbing his forehead with his hand.

"You're a girl," The pink haired girl finally answered, "And since you look around my age you're probably sixteen or seventeen."

"Oh okay," I sighed and ran my hand through my hair, "Why is my hair as short as the blank faced kid's? You said I was a girl!"

"You are," The raven haired one said, "You're hair is just short, idiot."

"Sasuke, shut up," The blonde woman said harshly, "I'm Tsunade, the fifth Hokage of Konoha. I'm guessing you know what that position means."

I nodded and let her and the girl examine my legs. Their hands glowed with chakra as they moved their hands up and down. They shared a look that didn't sit right with me.

"Please tell me what's wrong," I whispered, terrified of their answer.

"We don't know why, but you're paralyzed from your hips down," She said looking back at the others, "Find me the genin team that found her. Now!"

The blank faced kid and the bored one nodded and left. The raven haired one tried to leave but the man in the mask grabbed the collar of his shirt before he could.

"Oh no, not you," He pushed the boy into a chair, "You're not going anywhere."

"Hn," He said and settled in with a glare.

"Why don't we all introduce ourselves to help make her feel comfortable," The girl pink girl said. Everyone nodded except the boy who gave a small groan, "I'm Sakura Haruno."

The girl smiled at me and offered me her hand. I reached slowly and shook it.

"Kakashi Hatake," He nodded at me.

"Sasuke Uchiha," He said as if he expected me to know what that was.

"I'd give you my name, but I have no idea what that is," I offered a smile at them.

"Well, the nurses and staff have been calling you Anzu," Sakura said, moving to sit near me on the bed.

"Apricot?" I asked, confusion filling me. Did I look like an apricot?

"In the report, you were found with apricots surrounding you. We started calling you that since we couldn't find a name on you," Tsunade explained.

As I was about to ask another question a giant yell was heard outside the room.

"Hey! I said I'm perfectly fine!" The yell echoed outside the room.

"Naruto," Kakashi sighed.

"Idiot," Sasuke muttered.


Well about that. I know it's a little weird. I'm trying to do this in a plot line that semi follows, but that proving to be a little difficult.

Anyway, this story may not be updated in a while cause I'm a little busy with one of my other ones (hint hint for any fans of Both).

Alrighty, well hope ya enjoyed it!

Thanks!

-seb :]