Anime Mansion
Characters:
Sorcerer Hunters - Carrot Glace, Tira Misu
Rurouni Kenshin - Kenshin Himura, Kaoru
Yu Yu Hakusho - Yusuke Yurameshi
Cardcaptor Sakura - Sakura Kinomoto, Syaoran Li
Ranma 1/2 - Ranma Saotome, Akane Tendo
Dragonball Z - Gohan, Videl
Inuyasha - Inuyasha, Kagome Higurashi
*warning! This is my first attempt at an anime crossover! So...might get a lil crazy! Hope you enjoy!*
"Big Momma said it was somewhere on the top of this hill, Carrot."
"Yeah, well, I don't understand why she got me stuck with you! How come Chocolate, Marron, and Gateau couldn't have come along too?" Carrot complained as he hiked up the huge hill, on his new mission.
"I'm not sure, Carrot, but if being stuck with me bothers you this much-" Tira pulled off her coat and glasses and revieled a huge whip. "THEN I'LL HAVE TO WHACK SOME SENSE INTO YOU! OHOHOHOHOHOHO!!!"
"OW! OW! PRINCESS, PRINCESS!!!!!!!!!" Carrot cried as he curled up in a ball on the ground and recieved his punishment.
* * *
After a major whipping, Carrot was back on his feet with Tira, on their trip to the supposed "Haunted Mansion". Their boss, Big Momma, had told them that an evil Sorcerer lived up in the mansion, and was missusing his power. So, of course, it looked like another job for the Sorcerer Hunters! Or, Tira and Carrot at least.
"Do you really think it's haunted?..." Tira asked, becoming a bit scared.
"I think it's stock full of pretty girls!" Carrot said, his eyes turning into hearts and his voice getting higher. "Pretty girls for me to-"
WHACK!
"THAT'S ONLY WHAT YOU WANT TO BELIEVE, NOT WHATS REALLY THERE!" Tira screamed, putting her giant mallet away.
Carrot rubbed his head. "Ya didnt have to hit me that hard..."
Tira looked up ahead and her pink eyes grew large with excitement. "THERE IT IS!"
Carrot stopped tending to the lump growing from his forehead and stared in front of him. A huge mansion, bigger than you could imagine, stood before them. Only problem was, it looked like it was run over, or abandoned.
"Yup, looks haunted alright." Carrot teased.
Tira put her hands over her mouth and whimpered. "C-Carrot, you go first."
"Whatever pleases the Queen," Carrot said, stepping in front of Tira, and onto the porch. He rang the doorbell. Of course, there was no answer. What would you expect from a haunted mansion?!
"Maybe the Sorcerer knows we're coming." Tira suggested.
"Good point, I'm goin in."
"Carrot!" Tira whispered as Carrot swung the door open. A shiver went down her spine as Carrot stepped into the house. The welcome room was dark, and all the furniture was covered up by white sheets. Dust lurked in the air, and a damp sense was felt the second you entered.
"Carrot, I'm not so sure about this." Tira advised, sticking close to her perverted friend.
"Don't be such a baby, it's fine! On second thought, maybe it's not filled with pretty girls." Carrot explained, putting his hand to his chin.
Tira's ears perked up. 'Did he just say something that WASN'T perverted?'
"Maybe it's filled with pretty GHOST girls!!!"
"CARROT!!!!!!" Tira smacked Carrot over the head with her mallot.
"OWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!"
*In another part of the mansion*
"I can't BELIEVE you dragged me into this."
"It's not like I ASKED you to come!" Ranma said, glaring at Akane and carring a torch. "The second I said I was going to check out the haunted mansion, you followed me!"
"I didn't want you to get hurt!" Akane yelled.
"How could I get hurt?! Are these sheets gonna attack me? Oh, maybe the couches are boobie-trapped! The horror!"
Akane smacked Ranma across the face for that. "I WAS JUST WORRIED ABOUT YOU!" She turned and faced foward, walking ahead. "Jerk..." she muttered.
Ranma sighed and followed after her. "This is gonna be a looooong day..."
***
Carrot walked along the creeky floor, with Tira close at his side. "It's getting darker, Carrot....I can't see." Tira said, taking off her sunglasses and peering ahead.
"Maybe they have a light switch somewhere..." Carrot said, putting his hand out and feeling around. He started walking further, until he felt something squishy. He gave a look of confusion and he squeezed it harder.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Carrot's eyes grew wide. "PRETTY GIRL!!!!!!!!!!" he screamed, running up to the girl he had just found.
"Carrot! Hold on!" Tira said, pulling Carrot back.
Ranma stepped around the corner and saw Akane on the ground. "AKANE!" he cried, running up to her. He helped her up. "Are you okay?"
"T-That guy squeezed my boob!" she cried, pointing at Carrot.
"You bet I did, beautiful," Carrot said, his voice deeper. "It felt pretty nice too...."
"Alright, buddy, who are you?!" Ranma yelled, stepping in front of Akane to confront Carrot.
"Carrot Glace, otherwise known as The Love Machine" Carrot said, to Akane rather than Ranma. "Wanna go on a date with me, pretty girl?"
Tira took her mallot and whacked Carrot as hard as she could, causing him to fall to the ground. "I apologize for his...pervertedness....but we're just here on a mission."
"Mission?" Ranma repeated. "You come and have your perverted boyfriend squeeze other girl's breasts, and you call that a mission?!"
"B-B-B-BOYFRIEND?!" both Carrot and Tira choked. "He's not my boyfriend!" Tira spat out quickly, her cheeks pink.
"Yeah! We're the Sorcerer Hunters, and Big Momma sent us here to defeat an evil sorcerer!" Carrot yelled at Ranma, still mad about the boyfriend bit.
"Kaoru, I think there are others here, that I do."
Everyone turned around and noticed a red haired samurai approaching them, followed by a girl in a kimono.
Carrot's eyes went wide again. "PRETTY GIRLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!" He zoomed past Tira before she could hold him back, and kneeled down in front of this new girl. "Hello," he said in a deep voice.
"U-Umm....hi," the girl replied, backing up a bit.
"Don't be scared, it's alright," Carrot said, taking her hand. "You're very beautiful, miss....Miss?"
"Miss Kaoru," the samurai said, pulling Kaoru behind him. "And I am Kenshin Himura, what do you want of us?"
"Nothing from you, I just want that pretty lady over there." Carrot said, as he purred and winked at Kaoru.
"Well, you cannot have her, that you shant." Kenshin replied firmly.
Tira walked over and put a leash around Carrot's neck. She pulled him to her side and he yelped in pain. "Ok, this is getting a little out of hand, what're you two doing here?" she asked Kenshin and Kaoru.
"Someone told us that a rumored swordsman was killing many people in this village, and that he lived in this mansion." Kaoru explained.
"Swordsman?!" Carrot burst out. "Big momma said it was a Sorcerer!"
"Hmm....then it seems we all have been tricked into coming here, that we have." Kenshin explained.
"Tricked? By what? or...who?" Akane asked.
"By me!" a high pitched voice squeeked.
Everyone looked around, but saw nothing. They suddenly heard a click, and the room lite up.
"You were called here to the Anime Mansion!" the voice went on.
"Umm....where are you?" Ranma asked.
"Down here!"
Everyone looked at their feet and noticed a tiny orange and white hamster on the floor. "Hamha! My names Hamtaro!"
"Ok, this is getting a LITTLE weird!" Ranma said, backing up.
"Aww! He's so cute!" Akane giggled as she bent down and picked up Hamtaro.
"I'm your host!" the hamster squeeked.
"Host?" they all repeated.
"Yes! You're our contestants on.........ANIME MANSION!" A theme song started playing suddenly, out of the blue.
At this point, everyone was scared stiff.
"Whats an Anime Mansion?" Kenshin asked, staring at Hamtaro.
"It's a mansion filled with anime characters, silly!" Hamtaro replied. He then began cleaning himself. "Kushi, kushi."
Everyone sweatdropped.
"Anyway, you're on the Anime Channel's newest tv show!"
"Tv?! We're on tv?!" Carrot got to his feet and started fixing his hair. "Gotta look hott, gotta look hott."
"Hehe, you guys are only half the contestants, the others are upstairs in the hang out room. It's where you'll go to play games and talk and do other human stuff that confuses us ham hams, kushi kushi."
"There are others?" Kaoru asked Hamtaro.
"mmmhmmm."
"Are there more girls?!" Carrot burst out.
Hamtaro put his paw to his chin. "I think so....Yep, yep, there are two more girls, and four more guys."
At that, Carrot darted for the stairs, forgetting all about the fact that he was on a leash. "CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARROT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Tira screamed as she flew through the air holding tightly to the end of the leash.
"Guess we should follow 'em" Ranma said, running after Tira. Everyone else followed.
"Pretty girls, pretty girls, pretty girls" Carrot repeated, coming to a door and flinging it open. He instantly spotted a girl in a school uniform, with long black hair, and beautiful brown eyes. "OH PRETTY GIRL!" he cried, kneeling before her. "Will you have a baby with me?"
The girls eyes shot wide open and she just sat in shock.
"CARROT!!!"
Once again, Carrot was whacked with the mallet and ended up with his head in the floor.
Everyone else darted into the room, eager to meet their fellow companions.
"Well, here they are!" Hamtaro said from Akane's palm. "You can say hi to eachother now! I'd better get going! Byeq!" with that, he poofed!
"That was an odd exit" Akane commented.
"You bet," a black haired boy said from the corner of the room. "When I first saw that thing it scared the crap outta me," he continued, rising and walking up to the group that had just entered. "Oh, by the way, my names Yusuke, Yusuke Hirameshi."
"A-And I'm Kagome," the black haired girl told them, coming out of her Carrot shock. "And that's Inuyasha." she said, pointing to the half demon sitting on the floor beside her.
"Feh." Inuyasha growled.
"Feh?" everyone else repeated.
Inuyasha nodded. "Yeah, feh, ya gotta problem with my word?"
Everyone shook their heads, then quickly ignored the dog demon as they noticed a boy and a girl step infront of them.
"Konnichiwa! I'm Kinomoto, Sakura Kinomoto!" the girl with short (and very cute) brown hair said.
"N I'm Syaoran Li."
"Hi!" everyone else replied.
"Feh." Inuyasha said again.
"Inuyasha! Please TRY and be polite to the others." Kagome insisted. Inuyasha stared at her and slanted his eyes. "Not unless they have some of those tastey noodles you always give me."
"Give you?!" Kagome shouted in Inuyasha's face. "You STEAL them from me!" she screamed.
"Oh, yeah, whatever," Inuyasha replied, looking at everyone else. "So, any of you got them?"
"Hah, what'd you think? We carry food around in our pockets? Of course we don't have any!" Ranma laughed.
"Then you are useless to me, and must be disposed," Inuyasha started, getting to his feet. He pulled a huge sword out of it's case. "TETSUSAIGA!!"
Kenshin ran up in front of Ranma and pulled out his sword, blocking the Tetsusaiga. "We will have none of that here, that we shall not."
"Feh," Inuyasha growled, retreating.
"Inuyasha! OSUROWAI!!!" Kagome screamed abruptly. Inuyasha suddenly glared at her before slamming into the floor.
"Hmmm, I should learn that trick for Carrot," Tira said. She turned to Kagome. "How'd you do that? Is it a magic spell?"
"Mhm Mhm" Kagome nodded smiling. "An old woman named Lady Kaede gave me the pretty necklace Inuyasha's wearing around his neck. Then she told me to form a command which will stop Inuyasha from doing uhhh....stuff...yeah...and so I was like, ' What am i s'posed to say?!?!?', then i remembered his ears...ohhhhh....his ears....they are so.....fuzzzzzzy....I-.....I-....I wanna touch 'em!" Kagome looked over at Inuyasha and began drooling everywhere.
Tira blinked. 'Okay, she's whacko.'
"You can pet my ears, pretty lady," Carrot winked.
Inuyasha's eyes turned blood red as he glared at Carrot. Carrot stared back and slowly backed up.
"KAGOME ONLY TOUCHES MY EARS! FEH!" Inuyasha screamed, running with Tetsusaiga at Carrot.
Everyone gasped as they stared watching Inuyasha run at Carrot ready to strike him dead. Kagome sighed as she slowly walked up to Carrot and said,
"Don't worry, he can't kill you as long as I say..." Kagome giggled. "OSUROWAI!!!!!!!! TEEE HHEEEEE!!!!!"
Carrot stared at Kagome and watched her laugh evilly as Inuyasha slammed into the ground, creating a giant hole, which he fell through. "MOMMY!" Carrot cried, hugging Tira.
Tira blushed deeply and sweatdropped.
"You guys are crazy." Ranma commented.
"Hoe???" Sakura said, tilting her head.
"Ho? ARE YOU CALLING ME A HO?!" Kagome yelled.
Sakura looked confused. "Whats a ho?"
The older kids sweatdropped.
Inuyasha crawled up through the floor and stared at Sakura. "Feh is SOOOO much better, hoe is like so 5 centuries ago."
"Hoe?"
"STOP THAT!" Inuyasha yelled.
"Hoe?"
"TETSUSAIGA!"
"HOEEEEE!!!!!" Inuyasha began chasing Sakura around with the giant sword.
"SAKURA!" Syaoran screamed, running after Inuyasha trying to whack him.
"Inuyasha!" Kagome yelled, jumping ontop of Syaoran and trying to hold him back.
Carrot's eyes widened as Kagome landed on the ground, her skirt up. "Whoa..." He then ran at her.
"CARROT!!!" Tira screamed, revieling her true self and whipping Carrot.
Ranma and Akane stood confused and looked at eachother. "Want some noodles?" Ranma asked. "Yeah, that'd be great." Akane answered, as Ranma put his arms around her. "Alright, lets get outta here, babe."
"Oh hun."
"I think coming here was a mistake." Yusuke said, watching Akane and Ranma make out in the door way. "Yep, BIG mistake."
Suddenly Hamtaro randomly appeared outta nowhere and saw Ranma and Akane doing their thing, Yusuke drooling thinking of Keiko because of this, and Sakura running from Inuyasha whose running from Syaoran whose running from Kagome whose running from Carrot whose running from Tira....
"C-Congo line? Heke?"
"HOEEEEEEE!!!!!"
"STOP THAT, WOMAN!!!!!!!!!"