My best friend wrote this and I'm soooo proud cause it's her first Gorillaz fic! I've officially addicted her to both Gorillaz and Muds/2D XD Yay! Ok, so yeah, enjoy~
"Yew IDIOT! Do yew 'ave any brain t'all?" The green satanist screamed at the bluenette, holding him up by the collar.
"I-I'm so'wy Muds!" The singer apoligized, but to no avail. The drunken Murdoc punched 2D in the face, sending him to the ground. Then he picked up the dazed man and threw him against the wall.
"P-p'wease, Mu'doc! St-stop! I'm so'wy!" 2D begged. Murdoc walked over to the helpless singer and smiled an evil smile down at him. He then began to kick 2D, cuban heels roughly abusing his pale stomach and face. This continued on for about five minutes until Murdoc finally stopped.
"'at'll teach yew ta spill tha las' bee', face-ache!" Murdoc snarled, then began to walk away, laughing. He left 2D on the ground, sputtering, crying, and coughing up blood. His nose was bleeding and he was covered with cuts and bruises.
Then, something accured to the younger. He had been beaten and abused by Murdoc for years over stupid things like spilling a beer, and what did he do? Nothing. He just sat there and allowed Murdoc to beat the crap out of him, without even apoligizing for it afterwards! 2D was sick of it. SICK OF IT. So he jumped up from his position on the ground, ran, and pounced onto Murdoc.
"Git off me, dullard!" Murdoc yelled as he tried to shake 2D off, but the gangly singer used his long legs to trip Murdoc while maintaining his place on Satanist's back. Murdoc landed on his face with an 'oof'. 2D stood up and started kicking Murdoc, but the older stood up and went after him. The adrenaline was rushing through the blue-haired man, and he ran fast. Right at the moment Murdoc was about to grab 2D, he jumped just high enough for his chaser to run under him and into the wall. He landed and went over to Murdoc, picking him up by the collar and glared at Murdoc with cold eyes.
"'is is fer all o' you' shit!" 2D barked as he puched Murdoc square in the jaw, sending him into the wall again. Murdoc slumped to the ground, unconscious.
Murdoc awoke with cuts, bruises, black eyes, and a bruised jaw. He looked around, still slightly dazed, and saw 2D sitting in the fetal position in the corner.
"Oi, Muds! Fank God yew'e awake! I am w'really so'wy, Muds, I dun' know wot came ove' me," 2D blabbered.
Murdoc stood up and began to walk towards 2D. The cetophobic singer coward down in the corner, afraid he was about to be beaten again. But instead of hitting the trembling man, Murdoc patted him on the back.
"Goo' job, mate!" He smiled. "Didn' know yew 'ad it in ya!" He grabbed 2D's hand and pulled him up. "Come on, le's go fer a walk."
2D, confused yet glad, followed the limping bassist toward the beach, talking and laughing the whole way.