"Dinner is prepared! Dinner is prepared! Dinner is prepared!" Magenta yelled out over and over throughout the castle. She then stopped at Riff Raff's room.
"Dinner is-"
"I know! I know dinner is prepared."
"Hee hee, time for din dins!"
"Ha ha, yes I know." said Riff Raff getting up. He walked over to Magenta, and she smiled with her teeth showing, and took his hand.
"So Magenta...what's for dinner?"
"Meat."
"Ah...yes."
"Oh Riff! Meat builds stong bones, and you are boney woney!"
"Uh huh...I see..."
They reached the dinner table. Magenta quickly fetched the big plate with ham on it.
"Try it!"
Riff Raff took a bite.
"ACK! Genta, did you even cook this? It's raw!"
"That means it's fresh! Frrrreeessssh! Fresh! Freshy fleshy fresh!"
"Uhh...I think you should cook it."
"Hey! I don't tell you how to do your job!"
Riff Raff sighed as he got up and left the table. Magenta, Columbia, and Frank watched as this happened. Riff Raff went to the bath room and started a bath. He took off his coat, then shirt. Magenta opened the door.
"Um...mind if I join you?"
"Well...actually...I'd rather not."
"Huh? Why?"
"Well...no offense darling but...you just aren't the sister I know and love anymore."
"What is that supposed to mean?"
"I don't know. You just aren't the same."
"Riff, that is nonsense. I am too the same sister you know and love!"
"No, you aren't." said Riff Raff taking off his pants and undergarments. He then stepped into the tub. "And it's probably my fault."
Magenta then made an angry expression on her face. She then dunked Riff Raff's head into the water in an attempt to drown him. Riff Raff struggled, his sister was pretty strong. He soon grabbed her arms and tugged her off.
"Magenta! What the hell!"
Magenta angrily left the room.
Later that night...
Riff Raff and Columbia were talking to each other in his room.
"Come on Columbia, she attacked me! This has gone too far. She's a threat to others!"
"Riff...even if something has changed, I don't think we should send her away. She needs you now more than ever!"
"I think it is me who needs to be sent away." said Riff Raff as he walked out of the room.
"Wait! What did you mean?"
Riff Raff went into his room and packed a bag. Columbia walked in his room.
"Don't leave..."
"I need some time to think. Besides, Magenta might smother me in my sleep. Don't tell her that I am leaving. Tell her that I am going to the store. She'll buy it."
Frank then ran up to the door way.
"*pant pant* Oh my."
"Master, you alright?"
"Magenta and I...sex...she was...THE MAAAAAN!"
"Oh Master. Listen, I am going to the store. Need anything?"
"Uhh some more milk and meat."
"Okay."
Frank then left for his room. Riff Raff stood up holding his suitcase.
"Well, I'm off."
Columbia went up and hugged him. Riff Raff hugged back with his free arm.
"Ohh! I am going to miss you so much!"
"Yeah well...I'll miss you too."
Riff Raff looked into Columbia's eyes. He could see sadness within them.
"I'm trusting that you will look after my sister...I know she wouldn't hurt you."
"I will. I promise."
Riff Raff was going to leave, but Columbia wouldn't let go. She did, but didn't let go of his hand all the way to the front door.
"Well, goodbye."
"Bye Riff."
Riff Raff then left, and put his luggage into the truck. He got in and started to drive. He didn't know where he was going, but he just needed to get out of the castle. He stopped at a liquor store to get some snacks and some sodas. He saw a pamphlet that talked about a place called Sin City. It sparked his interest.
"What's this?" he asked the cashier.
"Oh Sin City. It is also known as Las vegas. That place has everything, casinos, hotels, shows, heh...some people say there is a mysterious place known as "Area 51" where aliens visit, but I think it's a load of bull."
"Huh. You don't say? I think I shall drive there."
"Boy fella, that's a long way from Denton. You might want to stock up on some snacks and drink."
"Good advice. I'll buy some."
Meanwhile back at the castle Magenta was running all around the castle looking for her brother.
"Riffy! Oh Riffy! Riffy Riffy Riff Riff!" Magenta called out. She walked up to Columbia.
"Hey Collie, have you seen Riff?"
"He went to the store."
"When will he be back?"
"...Soon."
"Hee hee! Okey dokey!"