Emma Watson and Jack the Pizza Guy 4

"WOW" screamed Emma, as the remains of her cum leaked out of her vagina. Jack said "I've never been so satisfied, but now we have to be smart and escape from Ross Writ and his cronies!" Suddenly a loud bang came from the corridor. Someone was trying to smash down the door. The door fell to the ground. A obese, tanned large headed woman came through the dust and said in [Romanian accent] "My name is Natalie Clarkson, and I am here to cause some damage. Jack exclaimed "well you already did that when you knocked down the mother fucking door you big tittied no nippled 'lil bitch slut." She replied "oh you are 'gonna wish you never said that!" She reached up her anus and pulled out an AK-47 and shot blind fire all around the flat. There was then an explosion and the wall broke into a million pieces. The man standing in the ashes stated "come and get into my Bentley Continental GT!"

When they got into the car, He removed his sunglasses and said "My name is Brad Pitt. And I'm here to help. That woman you just saw was Natalie Clarkson but back in the Hollywood Hills we just call her 'Super Ass'. Some say you could fit 3000 elephants in there and she wouldn't even notice!". Emma then said "Well that explains the AK!"

All of a sudden there was a large van that smashed into the cart. Out came Super Ass and she pulled a bloody chainsaw from her rectum, but then through it to the floor. She then pulled out a lawnmower, which caused Brad to shit himself. They were surely doomed...