All the Malepregnancy fics!, a naruto fanfic

Authors Note: OKAY, SO UH. I had a little… random… fit… with my friend, and I heard Beyoncé – Single Ladies. So I came up with this! XD I know it ain't the most proper story-type to post out on this site, but I couldn't be arsed not to post it. XD So enjoy!
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All the mpreg-fics(x7)
Now make their hands travel down

Up at the fall, they just broke up,
Sasuke's doing his own little thing
Naruto decided to help, but he got his heart smashed in
Cause Sasuke wants to be a lonely emo
Sasuke up on him, Naruto up on him,
Tried to fight for being the seme,
Naruto cried his tears, for 4 good years,
Now he wants to be seme

If you didn't like it, then you shouldn't have review'ed my fic
If you didn't like it, then you shouldn't have review'ed my fic
Don't be mad, 'cause you know that they can't breed,
If you didn't like it, then you shouldn't have review'ed my fic

Mm mm mm mm mm mm mpreg
mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm

Oh what was that? A guy knocked up? I sense some pretty babies!
And the kid will have some fat eyebrows and blood-red hair like this Pops,
They needed protection, they couldn't wait so they used the gourd as back-support
' Cause they wanted to fuck, but now they want a kid, before Temari and Kankuro get a fi

Don't make Lee uke 'cause that's fucked up
He's not that kind of guy,
Sasuke loves to fuck Naruto ass
And suck on his shaft,
They're the types that's gentle yet hits you hard
And makes you scream in ecstasy until you've had enough, you're about to pop and ready to cum

Pull them into your arms,
say he's the one you want,
if you don't, Akatsuki will come
and like a ghost, he'll be gone

All the mpreg-fics(x7)
Now make their hands travel down

"Eeeh?" The blonde exclaimed after 3 and a half minute of silence, as he looked at his teacher and his bushy-browed friend. He glanced over to the miniature version of the teacher, who had a baffled look on his face and his mouth agape, looking like a fish.

"What? I thought it fit perfectly", the silver-haired jounin protested, giving the two boys an eye-smile, the other jounin grinning widely and gave a thumbs up, making the young shinobis blush bright-red, that could rival the Hyuuga heiress' blush.

The redheaded Kazekage, who stood silently beside the two with a twitching eye and a disturbed look on his face, reached into his cloak and pulled out a black book with white writing on the cover.

'Hatake Kakashi and Maito Gai… Assassinated… 11pm, Thursday'.

Meanwhile in an unknown place, the youngest of the Uchiha-survivors sneezed a few times and reached down to his pants, thinking of his uke.

Authors Note: Liked the Death Note implication? Review! n__n