Garfield was having a lazy day. But aren't they all?
Jon was out walking Odie so Garfield decided to do some mischief. Because that's what he likes to do when Jon walks Odie.
Garfield called up his pals Nermal and Arlene to come over and have band practice.
"But what are we going to play, Garfield? You haven't writed any songz!," Arlene protested.
"I've got one that is going to knock your socks off. Just trust me.", Garfield responded.
Nermal and Arlene came over and got ready to play. They put on their rock clothes and got ready to rock.
"So what's the name of the song, Garfield?," axed Arlene as she got ready to pound her drums.
"It's called 'Big Fat Hairy Deal'".
"What's it about?," Arlene inquired.
"Your pussy. ONE TWO THREE GO!".
They rocked so hard that all of the pictures came off the wall and the paint melted. As the song ended:
"That sounded pretty good." They agreed. "Somebody get my fucking stash so it'll sound even better."
All three of them shot up some yam yam and sailed away into the sweet abyss of death.
Jon came home to find three dead cats and his house destroyed. Odie ate the carcasses much to Jon's amusement.