Heyo GUYZ!

I've had this idea for a while...and I'll update Phoenix after this. I'm not sure about Smoking For You, though, I don't have a lot of time. It's like that scene in the Sandlot...

Disclaimer: I don't own Ninjago.

Young Lloyd felt bored. And his crush on Nya was just making him restless.

He wanted to do something mischievous. Something naughty.

He wanted a kiss from Nya.

ON THE LIPS.

None of that cheek nonsense, he wanted her lips, maybe a little tongue, if he got lucky.

But how was he gonna get her to kiss him?

He sighed. He probably would have better luck at finding the lost city of Atlantis.

But then...that flickering light bulb appeared on his head.

. . . . .

He had to make this look like an accident.

Lloyd had waited until Nya was alone, outside.

Then he set his plan into action.

He pretended to trip on some invisible object, then he dramatically fell into the ocean.

Nya knew he couldn't swim, and immediately jumped in after him.

Lloyd plunged into the icy depths.

Nya dove in, kicking fiercely, then grabbing him by his torso, yanking him up, kicking harder and reaching the surface.

Lloyd held his breath, fighting a smile. It was working so far.

She tossed him up to Bounty, and then climbed up herself, and...

...she hovered over him, and pressed her lips to his.

Lloyd let her try to get air into him a few times, but enjoying the feel of her lips, and then, on the fourth time she placed her lips against his, he grabbed her head and held her there.

Her eyes were wide with shock.

She pulled away. Lloyd smiled, satisfied with himself.

"LLOYD MONTGOMERY GARMADON! YOU ARE SO DEAD!"

Ha...Lloyd. Aw man.

Now for Phoenix! Review!