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Bukey and The Bakers
The Untold Tale Of What's REALLY Going On In The Baker Residence
~The First Character~
"MM, OH, YES, HARDER, PLEASE HARDER MM AH HARDER," I had to keep it at a dull whisper so that my voice wouldn't wake up everyone else in the house. He thrusted deep into me and I begged for more. This was the first time I'd ever had my bones jumped in a shower, and I was loving every minute of it.
~The Second Character ~
"MM, OH, YES, HARDER, PLEASE HARDER MM AH HARDER," I was half-screaming, half-moaning. He had to duct tape my mouth shut because it was 2 AM and everyone was asleep. I never expected my first time to be like this, but I was done with waiting for marriage. I couldn't really get married to this boy, mostly because we were in high school and he was my brother.
"Damn, Becky, why didn't you give me some Becky?" Luke laughed, and he kissed me playfully. I was glad that I didn't wait until we got older, but I felt like I needed to sit on a bag of frozen peas. He was quite large for a white boy.
"Becky, did you hear that?" Luke whispered. It sounded like someone was trying to break down the tile wall in the shower. We put our clothes back on and creeped down the hallway to the bathroom. There was definitely some weird shit going on in there.
~The First Character~
"AH, AH, AH, YESSSS, ON MY BACK," I couldn't help screaming at the end because it felt so magnificent.
"Honey, that was fucking awesome. Seriously. You make my testicles want to explode," I told the beautiful man staring back at me. "I can't believe your kids haven't figured it out yet," he said.
"How many commandments did we break tonight?" I giggled and kissed him. Then the door opened.
~The Second Character~
"DAD?" Luke and I exclaimed at the same time. Our father, Reverend Baker, was standing there, in the nude, with another man. Who was also nude.
"What the fudge is this ship Dad?!" Luke asked while he covered his eyes. "Are you cheating on Mom with this dude? Is that the noise that we heard in the show- OH YOU WERE HAVING SEXY TIME I'M SORRY I'M LEAVING GOOD BYE." Luke was mumbling something while he stormed off down the hallway.
"D….d….Dad? Are you cheating on Mom?" I asked, still shocked.
~Forget The Whole Character Bullshit Because Now They Are Conversing~
"Yes, buttercup. I'm so sorry you had to find out this wa-"
"DAD, COULD YOU PLEASE PUT SOME CLOTHING ON. YOU ARE NOT ADAM AND STEVE AND YOU DID NOT EAT THE FRUIT FROM THE TREE SO YOU CAN HAVE CLOTHES ON KAY THANKS."
They put on their fucking clothes.
"Daddy, I'm so hurt that you would do this. I'm telling Mom." I said before huffing and puffing and heading into my mother's room. Then I saw something even more shocking; my mother was JACKING OFF.
"MOM, WHAT THE FRENCH TOAST AND SYRUP ARE YOU DOING?"
Silence.
"DO YOU HAVE A PENIS?"
More silence.
"ALRIGHT YOU KNOW WHAT? I'VE BEEN DATING MY BROTHER FOR SEVEN MONTHS AND WE JUST HAD SEXUAL TEMPTATIONS THAT LED TO PENETRATION TONIGHT. AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? IT WAS AWESOME. HIS DICK IS THE BOMB. MY LADY PARTS ARE STILL ACHING AFTER THE POUNDING I RECEIVED EARLIER THIS EVENING."
So much silence that the old narrator got tired of waiting and they had to hire a new one.
IN THE END
Reverend Baker ended up with the man he had relations with in the shower.
Mrs. Baker ended up with Audra Torres. (Audra needed a deep dicking.)
Becky and Luke got married and are currently living secretly in the boiler room.
If you're still reading this, I pity your soul.
~Hopefully you enjoyed this atrocity~