"Are you okay Moka?" said pink-haired vampire looked up from the book that she was reading at the boy who just asked the question.
"Yes Tsukune, why do you ask?"
"Because it must have been a long fall from heaven." Moka raised her eyebrow in confusion, unsure of how to respond.
"Um….what?"
"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together." Moka blushed, but still had absolutely no idea what was going on. What in the world was making Tsukune act so out of character?
"Tsukune, is something wrong?"
"The only thing that's wrong here is that I'm not in your arms." Moka just blushed even deeper and looked away, so Tsukune kept going.
"If you were a burger at McDonald's I would call you a McBeautiful."
"Is your father a thief? He has stolen the stars from the sky and put them into your eyes."
"Can I have a picture of you? I want to show Santa what I want for Christmas." Moka smacked her forehead in exasperation and decided that this had gone on for long enough.
"Tsukune, what are you doing?" He grinned sheepishly and rubbed the back of his neck in his typical fashion.
"Trying to flirt with you…"
"Why?"
"Well, Gin told me all of these pickup lines, and I wanted to try them out on the girl who meant the most to me." Moka giggled and, after putting in her bookmark, got up and walked over to her boyfriend.
"Well, Tsukune, that's very sweet. And as long as you promise not to use them on any other girls, I'll forgive for using such bad lines." She said, wrapping her arms around his neck.
"I promise." He said solemnly.
"Tsukune…being this close to you… I just get so…" CHOMP!
"Ow! Moka, at least warn me when you're going to suck my blood!"
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Just a little idea that popped into my head and wouldn't let go. I'm ashamed that I know such crappy pickup lines…