"Tweek Naar Kaal" droned geonosin commander Pli-kij. "Yes I understand we are out of vegetables," said Mr. Bargin. Pli-kij flew over to Mr. Bargin riped off his head and said,"Teer Mook." So in came his son Mr. Rip-off. "Yes, My lord." Pli-kij was so pissed off he just shot Mr. Rip- off's legs off. "Owww, now come on you could have at least made it clean now you got blood to clean up!" So Pli-Kij cut him in half. "Koop Mool," announced Pli-Kij so in came R2-D2 "Beep boop bleep," ohh god I'll just kill this one now!" said the narrator (YEP THAT'S ME). So Pli-Kij was getting angry he wanted more gore in his torturements. So he brought in C3- P0 to do it for him. OF COURSE YOU KNOW HOW THIS ONE ENDS THEY ALL DIE INSTANTLY OF BORDISM. So C3-P0 was melted in a pot of molting lava. Pli came back in and asked for the most ugliest and foulest thing the galaxy could make and to bring it to him and of course who else came in but little UGLY ANIKIN SKYWALKER (that little ****er) god I mean he is so persistent I wanna be a Jedi, know I wanna get married to the Princess, now I wanna be a sith, DUDE GET YOURSELF STRAIT! Ok so Pli said, "I've had enough" and he fell asleep on all the bloodied corpses only to find out the next morning the corpses had been contaminated by HIV and he died in his sleep. AWWWW TOO BAD FOR YOU. Thank you come again.