bear with me i was mega bored and i kno this is prolly lame but i dont care xD so review if u like and when i come up with ideas i might make new fights under the same story so enjoy

disclaimer: i don't own these ideas but if i'm good then mara will give me my spikeee

a special thanks to emma my shiz she helped me think of comebacks...ahhh our randomness


Spike and angel are having another fight.

ANGEL: YOU KNOW WHAT? YOUR REALLY STARTING TO PISS ME OFF!

-TURNS AROUND FLINGING END OF LEATHER JACKET IN KOOL VAMP WAY-

SPIKE: WELL YOU KNOW WHAT? UR REALLY PISSIN' ME OFF TOO!

-FOLDS ARMS IN AGGRESSIVE MANOR-

ANGEL: YEH?

-REACHES FORWARD 'IN UR FACE' STYLE-

SPIKE: YEH!

-STEPS BACK TO AVOID BAD BREATH-

ANGEL: WELL…YOU…HAVE WEIRD COLOURED HAIR!

-WAVES HANDS AROUND HEAD IN GESTURING MOTION-

SPIKE: YEH WELL YOU WERE A PUPPET! YEH TAKE THAT ONE NANCY BOY!!

-POINTS AND LAUGHS IN A TOTALLY KOOL YET SEXY WAY-

ANGEL: YEH WELL… BUFFY LOVES ME MORE! HUH? HUH? WHAT DO YA THINK OF THAT? -LEAVES HALF A SECON PAUSE- YEH THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT!

-VICTORY DANCES-

SPIKE: AS IF! -DOES PFFT FACE- WE GOT IT ON MORE SO NER!

-ANGEL PULLS SHOCK FACE-

ANGEL: WELL YOU CAN'T BE VERY GOOD! BUFFY DUMPED YOU!

-ANGEL PULLS HAHA FACE-

-SPIKE PULLS OMG U BIACH FACE-

SPIKE: YEH WELL YOU'RE GAY!

ANGEL: Ohhh touché'

-ANGEL ADMITS DEFEAT AND WALKS AWAY LIKE AN EMO-