A/N: Be warned there is quite a bit of Relena bashing in this fic; however I am an equal opportunity offender at every chance I get. It would be no fun otherwise. Yaoi is also involved along with some Het and maybe even some traces of Yuri if I decide upon it. So if you are easily offended or overly sensitive please turn back now before you regret it and go back to watching Teletubies.

The New Boy in Town

Hues of orange and Red flooded the sky as streaks of pink and purple brushed over every cloud. Not a sound could be heard for miles away except from a sweet bird's song or a fluttering leaf. Open fields spread open wide reaching endlessly until they stopped at the woods it was a lovely scenery, however not everyone can always enjoy such a sight.

Stupid Barn, stupid trees, stupid hay! A chocolate hair colored boy cursed silently to himself. Damn you Doctor J for making me move to this stupid place for my senior year! Heero frowned, how could he do this to him? Couldn't he wait just one more year for him to graduate but no … Doctor J and his scientist friends decided to all move closer together to do research on only god knows what?

The car stopped and they arrived upon a modest periwinkle Victorian house with a small porch a nice patio covered with all forms of common house plants such as petunias, hydrangeas, gardenias and a small bird fountain. Well this couldn't be half bad could it? The two men stepped in and it seemed somewhat comfty, except for the fact that it looked like it belonged to an old lady.

" Ah, Heero your room is the first one upstairs to your right," The old man signaled out.

"Hn," Was all he could get from the boy .

Heero walked upstairs to his room and as he noticed all of his belongings had already been arranged along with a few boxes filled with books and a few videogames. Heero let out a sigh, his room really could do better without the pink hydrangea wall paper.

" Doctor J I'm really going to need to something about the wall paper." He said with a slightly irritant tone.

" Oh quit your whining! At least yours isn't flooded with duckies or gooses, whatever the hell their called! Now either help out or go to bed !"

Heero sighed and quietly made his way over to his bed, thank god he'd been able to keep his own bed sheets. He began to dose off in to a silent sleep as sheep flew by over his head … 20…50… 99… 259 Tomorrow was going to be a long day.

Coockoo ! Coockoo!

Heero looked over at the clock and shit! He overslept! In a rush to get everything together he fell over his bed bruising his knee, searching for the closest pair of pants and a T-shirt. Ran over to the bathroom brushed his teeth in a hurry and made a sprint towards his bike. Maybe if he hurried he would make it to class just in time ! What was his first class again? Oh it was AP Physics with ! How fun! He pedaled down the short road on to a ramp and over a fence where he could clearly see a startled cat along with a lady changing through an open window. He made it past the school fence and parked his bike staring at his schedule.

"Room 201, Room 201…. Room 201" he repeated to himself as he glanced towards the halls which were piled with gossiping students " Ah found it ! Room 201"

There was a poster of Albert Einstein at the door so this had to be it. There was one minute left till class started but the room the room seemed rather empty considering the large amount of chairs there were only 4 people in the room other than himself, and only one of them was a girl. The suddenly … some one behind him bumped him and landed right on top of him.

Heero flinched and gazed above only to meet shiny cobalt blue eyes and a swiveling long chestnut curls in a braid that could only belong to the stunning girl above him. It was only for a second though as she quickly got up in a rush with a blush on her face.

"Hey, sorry I didn't see you there man! I was kinda in a rush." The braided beauty said in a masculine voice, scratching his head. Holly shit! Wait a sec it was a dude!

He extended his hand up to him as to help him stand up, a red blush still tainted his cheeks.

" It's ok." A flustered Heero replied as he struggled to get up.

" My name is Duo by the way ! You must be new." He spoke with a big grin spreading from one cheek to another; He still couldn't believe that this was actually another guy!

" I'm Heero." He simply stated in his usual tone, having recovered from his original shock.

Staring at the clock both boys made their way to their seats as the teacher arrived. Heero sat down beside Duo and next to a tall brown haired boy.

"Hello class." Said the professor as he started handing out sheets " I am Mr. Howard and I will be your teacher today. I already know most of you but I will still make you introduce yourselves as part of the routine, just fill out those sheets with questions that I will like to know about you. If the other teachers come by and you are throwing paper planes tell them that we are studying aerodynamics. Oh and boys try to keep the dirty jokes to a minimum it might be a bit too much for Hilde here."

"It's ok Mr. Howard I'm practically used to it now" Replied the only girl in the class, scratching her short black hair.

Then they all stared down below at the questionnaire and it was simply the basic stuff such as what is your name, what do you hope to achieve in this course, what's your favorite color. Ugh this was going to be such a long day. This followed through with the typical teacher power point intro, trough the "insert name of course here" and blah, blah, blah, blah.

Heero could use this opportunity to gaze around the classroom so that he could make basic observations about his classmates. Duo was off to his right doodling a picture of what appeared to be dinosaurs eating clowns. He sighed and peered of to his left on to his classmate's paper his name appeared to be Trowa Barton , he had neat tidy handwriting, he seemed like the quiet type much like Heero himself. In front of him there was a blond boy gazing of at the clock his schedule of to the side and much to Heero's amusement the one class that caught his eye was Home-EC ? Hide stared attentively at the board and the Chinese boy seemed to have drifted off in to a deep slumber.

All of a sudden said " That's all for today, sorry to bore you class but that is a mandatory part of school. If it was up to me I'd gladly skip it, now you may chat for the remainder of the class."

" Finally!" Duo sighed and called over to Heero " Hey! What other classes do you have?"

They pulled out their schedules as to compare them and it seemed that he was also with him in Advanced Computer Engineering with him along with Physical conditioning and Spanish 4.

"Oh and it seems everyone else has Computer Engineering with us except for Quatre!" Duo stated.

" Huh? What are you taking instead Quatre?," Asked the Chinese boy with a curious look on his face.

" Home-EC," He replied quickly with a blush " Don't ask!"

" Don't tell me," Hilde replied " Dorothy suckered you in to this."

Trowa shook his head in disbelief and it took a bit for the blonde to reply " I lost a bet, I don't want to talk about it."

" Figures, That crazy ona!" The Chinese boy said smugly " She and Relena always try to have things their way!"

" Wufei!" Hilde stared " Give them a break, Dorothy and Relena aren't really that bad. Besides Relena can be a really sweet at times."

"Who are Dorothy and Relena?" Heero asked curiously only to be answered by his classmate's most astonishing replies.

"Dorothy Catalonia is only one of the most popular girls in the school! Her grandfather is the owner of OZ Weekly magazine. She is always trying to sucker Quatre in to these bets, I think it has to do with the fact that his dad is the owner of Maganac Corps and that her grandfather hates him!" Wufei stated proudly.

"I think she has a crush on him" Trowa replied, as Quatre gave him a confused look.

"Now Relena she is really something!" Duo said "Every time I make a penis joke she gives this evil death glare!"

"As does half of the female population!" Hilde shook her shook her head while Quatre and Wufei laughed at this. "Any ways Relena inherited most of her family's money as her parents passed away at a car accident."

Poor girl she really couldn't be that bad, Heero thought to himself.

" Ooh, Ooh!," Duo swiftly interrupted "And she has a pink limo, and a butler and her brother writes the sex advice article for OZ Weekly!"

The bell rang and it was off to Calculus. Heero wondered what today had in store for him as he rambled off gathering his belongings and heading off to his next class saying goodbye to his new friends. However he didn't know the dangers that awaited him in Calculus.