Warrior Cats: The Real Reason

by Night Feather Falling

This fanfiction is made out of pure comedy (delicious), and I would recommend it to people who are not afraid to see their favorite characters made fun of! These are the REAL reasons that your loved and hated characters have done both good and evil things! (So tragically on hiatus T.T)

1. Chapter 0

This fanfiction was made in collaboration with FiresongOfIceClan. She has credit to some of the stories on my profile, and she gets credit too. Hope you like the very first fanfic by me!

Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN WARRIOR CATS, OREOS, DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION, OR ELEVATOR MUSIC! Whats new?

All the cast cats (tongue twister) are sitting in a lavish, very sparkly, luxury room. Frostshine, a pure white shecat with sparkling green eyes (as in Half-Moon's reincarnation), is eating Oreos. Firesong, a shecat with soft red-orange fur and green eyes (as in Firestar's reincarnation), is doing the same. Moonsong, a white shecat with blue eyes and a silver tail and swirl marking on her forehead, is playing Dance Dance Revolution with Icystar, a pure white shecat with blue eyes.

"YES!" Moonsong exclaims, as she wins with 1,000,000 points. "IN YOUR FACE, MOM!" Icystar rolls her eyes, obviously angry about her bitter defeat of 0 points. "I think you're talking about Diamondtail, who isn't even here," she says dryly.

Frostshine looks up from her book and Oreos. "Can we start the fanfic? PWEEEAAASE?" she asks, making kit eyes(which is basically puppy dog eyes).

Moonsong rolls her eyes. "This is the introduction and rules chapter, where we explain Review Rules, And Absolutely Nothing," she says, annoyingly serious, and capitalizing half the sentence.

"Oklet'sstart," Frostshine says very quickly, now suddenly enthusiastic, to the point of being hyper.

"FIRST RULE of reviews: WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE," Moonsong says, glaring at Hollyleaf, who just appeared in the room, ranting and using BAD LANGUAGE. "This includes SWEAR WORDS (BAD WORDS), and just being PLAIN INAPPROPRIATE."

"SECOND RULE OF REVIEWS: NO SPAMMING, which means typing reviews like this:

hi

hi

hi

hi

Sdcndackjdwcnwedkn

lololololololololololol

lolhihowareyoudoingimdoinggoodlolzyourstoryisfunnygoodbadandstuffimnotdoneyet

svmsdf," Frostshine demonstrates.

"THIRD RULE OF REVIEWS: RESPECT other people's FEELINGS," says Firesong, rolling her eyes at several noobs, who are spamming comment boards. "Or you'll end up like them."

"OFF WITH YOUR HEADS!" Moonsong yowls, and immediately Hollyleaf and all the noobs disappear.

"FELLOW HUMANS, ALIENS, AND ANIMALS ON THE INTERNET, I. READ. EVERY. SINGLE. REVIEW." Frostshine growls, glaring at the Internet through the text. "Idc if it's impossible to glare through text, cuz I still did it. MWAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"Feel free to give new Real Reason ideas," Firesong says, a little hyper from the Oreos. "Now for the fanfic character story!"

"Convenient Flashback Ripples (CFR)..." Moonsong mutters, waving a wand.

Icystar rolls her eyes. "The fanfiction hasn't started yet."

"Uh, okay, bye then."

Moonsong runs out of the room.

"Bye!" everyone immediately says.

"Btw, the next chapter, the actual fanfic, is with all the cats, and hosted by StarClan," Frostshine says. "This is NOT what the rest of the fanfic is going to be like. Don't worry, I'll get time to edit the next one and make it funny."

Yea, I will be taking your reviews out if you can't at least be intelligent and give constructive criticism, if you want to give criticism at all. Bye!

- FrostshineOfIceClan