I do not own Gintama, nor Hijikata..


HIJIKATA-HAN

Hijikata-han.. Hijikata-han..

He is such a hottie, yet single.

Hijikata-han, the mayonnaise monster.

Hijikata-han is love -

If you think you should be his woman, this story is designed just for you.


It was morning again. Hijikata was trying to wake up, or rather he was already awake, or rather he never slept, or maybe he was dead:

"Aghh, I hate myself. Why, why do I have to wake up to another morning?"

"My life is so boring, I am almost 30 and I still got no one"

"Why live when no one really cares, why live when love is just an illusion?"

"Why is there life? Life sucks; it is just an illusion.."

Hijikata was sitting on his bed; his head wrapped in his hands; shouting.

Okita came in immediately kicking Hijikata's head:

"Oi, Hijikata-kun, be silent."

And he left.

"And I need to live with these crazy people; I have no luck in this life" Hijikata let his tears fall down ;.;


Alright girlies, do you think you can light up this man's life? Then review and I will add you up to the story and we will see who Hijikata-han chooses -o-