Harry Potter and his interveiw with MTV News


KURT LODER: Hi this is Kurt Loder with MTV news. I am here with Harry Potter. *looks toward harry* Thanks for coming.
HARRY POTTER: umm....er... yeah
KURT LODER: I have a few questions for you Harry
HARRY POTTER: okay
KURT LODER: do you get sick of people staring at that ugly ass scar?
HARRY POTTER: excuse me?
KURT LODER: just answer the question.
HARRY POTTER: umm yeah I guess
KURT LODER: *Grins and looks at harrys scar while talking* Is ron weasley really your best friend? or was he the one who brought you all this fame and you feel as if you owe him something?
HARRY POTTER: he is my best friends yeah
KURT LODER: Is it true you are having an affair with Hermione Granger. The people want to know.
HARRY POTTER: no way!!!!
KURT LODER: want a beer? *hold up a beer to Harry*
HARRY POTTER: NOPE THATS OKAY.....
KURT LODER: So... Potter.... *takes a big gulp of the beer*
KURT LODER: I heard you had a talk with Britney Spears...
HARRY POTTER: who?
KURT LODER: Thats good Justin, I am glad you are dealing with this so well.
HARRY POTTER: Justin? whaaa?
KURT LODER: *TAKES A SWIG OF BEER MIXED WITH VODKA*
HARRY POTTER: ummmmm....

Britney Spears runs out cluching her boobs and walking around drunkinly.
BRITNEY SPEARS: Harry, why are you talking to this man.... ?

HARRY POTTER: UMMM....

KURT LODER: C'MERE BABE I WANT A LAP DANCE

BRITNEY SPEARS: hells no you drunken fool *giggles* only when you are sober.

Justin Timberlake along with Aaron Carter run out.

Aaron Carter: Woah Harry Potter!! My mom said you were only for kids with freaky religeons!! **laughs**

Harry Potter: Ummmm...... *face contorts* Like omg! aaron carter? no way!!! I heard you like, totally beat Shaq!!! *giggles*

Justin Timberlake: *face contorts* Like as if! I was like, uh the one who beat him! no wounder your big bro hates you aaron. Your like, such a liar!!!


KURT LODER FALLS ASLEEP ON THE FLOOR.


AARON CARTER AND BRITNEY SPEARS: like bye bye bye was our song

Justin: like not awww girlfriends!!

Aaron Carter: *starts whinning and steppuing on Justins feet*

Harry Potter: ummmm... this is HARRY POTTER for MTV news! You hear it..... FIRST!







I am going to do one with all the HP Characters next.



Disclaimer: I do not own any of these characters: Harry potter, kurt loder, justin timerlake, aaron carter, or britney spears (not like i would want to)