Disclaimer: I don't own anythang...
Hermit's Smash Brothers Brawl
Stage 1: Calamity
Fighting. It's the most basic and frankly exciting aspect of any sport. After all, all competitions would be born from fighting in one way or another. Many battled for a boast of superiority. Others fight in the excitement of hurting or being hurt. Others still just fought for the fun of fighting. Even the pacifists unknowingly enjoy fighting via their protests.
There are many competitions that allow people to indulge in this deep rooted lust, but this does not end at our world. There are countless more worlds out there beyond our dimension. We have experienced them however. These worlds have in fact started in ours. Our fiction becomes their reality. By forming our stories, their worlds are born.
These worlds are not exempt from the love of fighting. But the sources for true and new competition to fight can easily become limited. This is where the Hermit of Agnostos makes his stand. He understands the need and addiction for new challenges. He's here to help. His world has been specially created to fulfill such desires. His home away from Earth has been made to house all kinds of environments and homes. And so once every eight years he gathers a group of fighters from their worlds for a tournament. The Brawl Union. However not all the fighters are amicable, and an even greater enemy has arrived for the third generation of the tournament.
This is the tale of the third Brawl Union, the Dimensional Conversion, Hermit's world known as Exile, and of thirty two fighters from different worlds…
Up high amongst the atmosphere of Exile was a large stadium. The stands were fully decked out with countless spectators. But then again so were many other places and worlds. It was as if they shut down for the day, since today was the final battle of the third Brawl Union. In a special booth along the stands were two of the fighters who had lost in the semi-finals. They were both veterans, but only since the second Brawl Union, and they were just as excited for the final battle.
One was a girl in her pre-teens. She wore a large green shirt that went past her hands and down to the knees. The stick-like legs ended in a pair of large black and white sneakers. She had her black hair down as usual, but still showed her Japanese face.
"Alright! Let's go Numbah Four!" she cheered.
Numbah Three. Franchise: Codename Kids Next Door.
Beside her was the second veteran, a short boy with normal peach skin. His flat head had three long black hairs sticking out. He wore his usual yellow shirt with a purple collar and red stripe along with blue jeans that covered his shoes and had a chain hanging out of a pocket. He preferred to sit back and mutter angrily since his loss at the semi-finals.
Eddy. Franchise: Ed Edd n Eddy.
They watched the battlefield as two life-size statues fell from the sky and landed perfectly on their silver base. Soon a flash of light erupted from the bases, wiping up and allowing the fighters to once again move. They too were both veteran fighters, though from the first Union, and now they were fighting for supremacy once more.
On one side a boy about Three's age stood. He wore an orange hoodie and blue pants over white sneakers. He was as short as Eddy, had a blond bowl-cut, and was smiling viciously.
"All right! Bring it on!" he shouted, his Australian accent giving away his heritage.
Numbah Four. Franchise: Codename Kids Next Door.
On the other side was another boy who was as short, but a bit taller if you counted his ice cream-like hair. He had an abnormally large head, blue eyes, brown hair, and wore a red shirt with a yellow atom sign on it and blue jeans with black and white sneakers, all topped off with a green backpack.
"Hm. This going to be easy," he huffed.
Jimmy Neutron. Franchise: The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron Boy Genius.
"Reday... GO!" a deep announcer's voice sounded. And off like bullets, the final two fighters ran toward each other.
Elsewhere in exile, underwater to be precise, another fighter was watching in his hotel room. He was leaping and waving around in excitement, especially since the person who was his friend was in the fight. The newcomer to the Union was wearing formal brown pants and a black belt along with black shoes with long white socks. He had a white shirt along with a red tie. His blue eyes stood out on the yellow square body that also served as his face.
"All right! Woo hoo! Let's go Jimmy!"
Spongebob Squarepants. Franchise: Spongebob Squarepants.
"Come on buddy! Show him what the Nicktoons can do!" he cheered as the battle began.
Both the combatants were dashing with fists at the ready. #4 then slid instantly but Jimmy had jumped out of instinct. He quickly activated a device, causing a brick like energy field to surround him, and he fell quickly down onto #4. The impact knocked 4 back a bit, but he got back up and swung back. He froze and flashed yellow, and then just as Jimmy's shield went down 4 moved again, causing the charged head butt to slam Jimmy to the other side of the ring.
The genius got back up to see 4 running to him again. Jimmy then stood his ground until 4 was close enough and then he activated another device. A vacuum like suction stopped 4, pulled him in, and then in a flash was thrown back whereas Jimmy's hair was now replaced with the same blond bowl cut. It was Jimmy's special device created for the Unions, made to copy the victim's standard special attack and an outfit change to boot.
Using that power, Jimmy then pulled out a mustard bottle set up to be a gun, shooting flaming hot spicy mustard blasts.
4 saw it coming however and he swung his hoodie reflecting the blasts into each other. He then leaped into the air, Jimmy jumping as well to meet him halfway. They began to attack in midair as they fell, but each blow met the other causing a Matrix-style standoff. They landed on the ground, but 4 suddenly spun like a tornado, sucking Jimmy in and launching him into the air. A small flash of power lighted as the copied state was literally knocked out of him.
Jimmy fell, only to be grabbed by 4. The Australian was smiling as Jimmy struggled to escape.
"It's over you nerd!" 4 shouted before swinging around a couple of times and tossing Jimmy over the platform.
"Come on, almost…" Jimmy wished as his anti-gravity shoes leaped him up once, twice, thrice, four, five times… he then leaped up with a laser saber for one more shot, just enough to grab the edge of the platform. He sighed in relief as he crawled back on, only to be knocked away even farther because of 4 waiting and charged roundhouse kicked him away.
Jimmy fell too quickly to react and he fell to a seemingly bottomless abyss. Just before disappearing however, a large pillar of light erupted around him, shooting him back up to the platform. However he was not the same. He was standing as if posing for a show logo. He stood there with a smile, one hand at his hip and other out and opened as if presenting something. But most noticeable of all was the dimmed color of his being along with a silver base. He was now a trophy like all fighters were when they lost.
4 walked up triumphantly as if Jimmy was still human at the time. "Ha! Maybe that'll teach ya not to mess with Numbah 4!"
He then tapped the base, activating the same first flash, and Jimmy was normal once again. The genius brushed himself off before looking as the victor. 4 held out his hand to shake, which Jimmy begrudgingly did. He then turned and began to walk away while 4 boasted for the screaming fans.
However a new sound erupted above them, causing all to look up. It was the sound of turbulence as a large mechanical air ship, similar to something you'd see in Star Wars, slowly go through the air. Suddenly a large hatch at the bottom opened up, large white cubes falling from it to the stadium below. When they landed, they unfolded like Transformers into robot like creations of many forms. The spectators soon began to scream and run away as the intruders began attacking.
A large group of the forces soon began to pool around the platform where 4 and Jimmy began to fight back. Up in the stands Eddy and 3 were shocked. 3 then quickly jumped into the air and began to descend to the platform with her sleeves serving as parachutes. Eddy used one of his special moves and pulled out a black hole that he jumped into and disappeared. 3 then landed next to 4 and Jimmy while a new hole opened up on the floor with Eddy jumping out.
"What the heck are these things?" Eddy asked as he readied some of his homemade stink bombs.
"They're obviously mechanical beings made for artificial intelligence," Jimmy explained.
"They're what now?" 3 asked confused.
"They're robots!" he paraphrased.
"Well then let's kick these rust buckets to the curb!" 4 shouted, already punching away the robots.
"Yay! This'll be fun!" 3 said happily as she swatted one away with a Rainbow Monkey doll.
Immediately metallic parts began to fly through the air like a blizzard of scrap metal. Hundreds of the robots went flying as each of the fighters took down countless a number each. 3 kept bashing all of them, occasionally using her Rainbow Monkey dolls that she pulled out of nowhere. 4 was pure fighting, showing the full extent of his physical capabilities. Jimmy was more dependant on his gadgets, even using some to enhance his physical prowess. Finally Eddy more on a long distance defensive. He was using his bombs mostly but still was tossing the beasts away when they came to close, if not using a wind like shield laced with rather bladed dollar bills.
After a few minutes, most of the stadium was clear, the remaining robots staying out of the ring for some reason with the enemy ship still flying overhead.
"Oh come on!" 4 taunted. "Is that it?"
"Woo hoo! We won! We won, we won, we won!" 3 cheered.
"Please tell me they're finished…" Eddy moaned as he looked around.
"I'm afraid not. Look!" Jimmy said as he pointed above them.
A hunched figure on a floating platform with some kind of green sphere floated down. The figure was heavily cloaked in white and only two round lights could be seen as eyes.
The Conversion Administrator
"Let this serve as a warning to you and everyone," the admin spoke in a mechanical voice to disguise him. "Do not interfere with the Dimensional Conversion."
The floating platform then released the cargo as two robots came up to it. They each took a side and pulled it open to reveal some kind of a now active core. But what really caught their attention was the digital timer below it that now began to countdown from six minutes. Finally the admin nodded to the robots before flying off to the retreating ship.
4 frowned and began to run to it before he stopped at the sound of cannon fire. He looked back in confusion just in time to…
BOOM!"CRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudddddddddddddddd…………"
Ding.
…get hit face first and blown away by cannon. Jimmy stepped forward a bit as he saw the shooting star that was his opponent.
"Wow. That's quite a distance. Must be a new personal best," he marveled.
"Oh well that's just peachy genius. Now if you're done gawking, HELP!" Eddy shouted.
Jimmy looked back in astonishment at the new opponent. It was a much larger robot system emulating a gargantuan. It held two glass cages; each either held Eddy or 3 who were struggling to get out. At the torso of the enemy there was a pane of glass that rose to show the pilot.
"Hello again Neutron!" the man said. He also was short; an elderly man with spectacles attached to a black headband, wore a white lab coat, and had black gloves and boots to go with his bald head.
"Professor Calamitous?" Jimmy recognized. "What are you doing here?"
"Just picking up some marvelous souvenirs to remember the competition by," the scientist said. "And at such a marvelous deal too! Buy two fighters; crush your enemy for free!"
With that the mech jumped into the air and landed with a thud, knocking Jimmy back. Jimmy got back up, ready again to go against his long-time enemy. He ran to the mech and began to attack the cages whenever he could. Save his friends, then deal with the nut job. Calamitous kept attacking however, using either his metallic bulk or the cages to attack.
Suddenly a multicolor ball flashed into existence onto the field, much to Jimmy's relief.
"Well it's about time!" he said as he grabbed. He then had multicolor energy surround him as he closed his eyes. "Think, think, think…" he said silently as he activated his greatest attack. "BRAIN BLAST!" and an eruption to purple energy came from him, also causing a few random food items to appear. He grabbed them, instantly healing. He looked back at his old enemy to see the great deal of damage that the attack had caused. Jimmy then kept striking until one blow shook so hard the metal began to crack.
"Oh! It's over yet Neutron!" Calamitous vowed, seeing as how he was beginning to stand on his last legs.
"Oh, but it is!" the genius shouted as a final saber swipe broke one of the cages. The result was a large explosion that knocked Jimmy back along with the now freed fighter. "You okay Number Three?"
"I'm fine, but what about #4?" she worried.
"Oh my," Calamitous moaned as he crawled out from the wreck. "What just happened?" He then noticed the angry face of his nemesis. "Oh. Time to run! I'll get you yet Neutron!" he shouted as he ran away.
"Who was that freak anyway?" 3 asked.
"Just an old enemy," Jimmy shrugged. "But where's Eddy?"
"He's coming with me!" a new, mechanical, and rather annoying high pitched voice sounded. The figure landed out of nowhere onto the field. The person was another newcomer to the Union, and was a small robot with large blue eyes and a silver body. He had a large head that outsized his small body a digit-less limbs complimented with small pink metallic tongue that stuck out. With him was a large bulky blue ray gun.
Gir. Franchise: Invader Zim.
Gir held up the ray gun at the weary Jimmy and 3 before turning back to the wreck. Eddy had crawled out of his cage that broke open in the wreck.
"Man of all the lousy… what a nut job…" he muttered as he rubbed his back in pain. He then noticed the robot with the gun. "What're you going to do with that?"
"I'm gonna name you Stevie!" Gir shouted before firing. A bright purple beam shot out and hit Eddy, flinging him into the air. Eddy came back down into Gir's waiting hands, only now as a trophy. His trophy form was just standing there with a smile and his hands in his pockets. "Hee hee hee! You have a funny head!" he noticed before leaping away.
"We gotta go after him!" 3 shouted as she took off after the robot.
Jimmy however looked back at the orb and noticed that the clock was counting down the final ten seconds.
Ten seconds later the clock hit zero and the core exploded, causing a white force of energy to engulf the stadium. The only other thing to see was a small rocket that taxied Jimmy and 3 as they flew off to chase after the ship from before, where Gir had escaped to.