Title: Nightmares
Author: Mademoiselle Juko Pax-Prime
Rating: PG
Summary: Optimus' most bizarre nightmare yet.
Content/Warnings: Homosexuals, awkward-ness.
Feedback: Makes me happy and possibly better.
Spoilers: I don't think there are any.
Disclaimer: I do not and never will own Transformers. This was made purely for fun.
You are cordially invited to the wedding of
Mikaela Banes
And
Elita-One
Please join family and friends to celebrate the union of these two souls
At two P.M
On the day of September second, 20XX
Optimus stared at the invitation in his hands in disbelief. Wedding? "Sam! Have you seen this? Sam?" Optimus looked around. The boy was nowhere to be seen. Optimus walked through the base, calling "Sam! Sam?" After a few minutes, Optimus spotted Ironhide. "Ironhide! Have you seen Sam?" Ironhide gave his leader a weird look.
"Who's Ironhide? I'm the emperor of FABULOUS!" he sang, and strutted away. Optimus gaped after him.
"The emperor of—" He shook his head, and continued his search for Sam. He came across Bumblebee standing by a wall, looking moody. "Bee, have you seen Sam?"
"He's in the med bay. But who cares? We're all just empty shells made of metal and sorrow…" said the yellow-and-black 'bot, and he walked away, dragging his feet. Optimus watched him go, bewildered.
"What is going on with everyone today?" he muttered, making his way to the med bay. He saw the dark-haired boy standing in the middle of the bay, with his back to him. "Sam! Have you seen this?" Optimus said, walking over to him. The boy turned, but it was not Sam. It was a boy of about seventeen, with untidy black hair, glasses and a lightning shaped scar on his forehead.
"I must kill Voldemort," he said darkly, then turned on the spot and vanished with a loud crack. Optimus stared at the spot where he had been standing in shock. Suddenly, a shout cut into his thoughts.
"PRIME!" Optimus whirled around to see Megatron.
"Megatron! How did you get in here?" Optimus asked, confused. Megatron shot forward and grabbed Optimus' hands.
"It doesn't matter how I got in here, all that matters is that I missed you, baby-cakes!" he cried. Optimus staggered backwards.
"What the slag is going on here!" he shouted. Megatron looked taken aback.
"But, baby—" Optimus looked around wildly, and spotted Carly walking into the bay.
"Carly! Thank Primus, everything is weird today—" Optimus stopped. "Carly?" The blonde had frozen. Then, her fair hair turned dark brown, she shrank a few inches, her clothes changed, and her face morphed into that of a teenage girl's.
"I'm Carly, and this is iCarly!" she said, giggling, then turned and skipped away. Optimus' head was spinning. Before he could recompose himself, Sideswipe dashed in. Before Optimus could even open his mouth, Sideswipe shouted "Come quick, Optimus! Starscream just delivered a son!"
"W-what?" asked Optimus, almost afraid to hear the answer.
"Starscream! Don't you remember? He just gave birth to your son," said Sideswipe. Optimus gagged, just as Captain Lennox walked in.
"Optimus? You're being deported to India."