Ixel202: So I decided to post this story from my profile along with Bleach15's profile so enjoy!!
Bleach15: Hello! Okay so I came up with an idea to make a parody of the Twilight series with my two of my best friends. This story is going to be very strange just to warn you and the chapters will be written by me or one of my friends.
I'm going to be writing from Edward's point of view, Ixel202 will be writing Bella's, and XxDrTenmaxX will be writing Jacob's.
Please R&R and enjoy!
Disclaimer: we do not own anything Chapter 1
Edward's P.O.V.
There were many times that I wished I could just kill myself. And as I listened to the monotone voice of my chemistry teacher, I decided this was one of those times.
I didn't even notice that I was tapping my pencil on the desk until the girl in front of me gace me a nasty look. I stuck my tongue out at her, watching in amusement as her face contorted in rage before she turned around to listen to the lecture once more.
"-and when the hydrogen molecules bond with…"
I turned around to look at the clock. Only five stupid minutes until this retched class ends. I looked down and made eye contact with the boy behind me. His name was Jacob Black I think, and when he noticed that I was staring at him he waved happily, and turned back around feeling more awkward in this class of humans than ever before.
God if you can hear me. Please send me an angel to put me out of my misery, I begged staring at the ceiling.
A girl entered the room at that same instant I thought those words. She looked normal enough at a first glance, but as her smell drifted to my side of the room seconds later. I knew from that point on- I had to eat her!
My hands gripped the desk in an attempt to stop myself. Don't eat her! Don't eat her! Don't eat her!
God I said an angel not a snack in high heels!
The teacher paused halfway through her lecture when she saw the girl fidgeting in the doorway. "Oh this is our new student," the teacher told the class with fake excitement. "Everyone say hello to Bella Swan."
"Hi," everyone said in simultaneous bored greetings.
"Hello!" she squeaked trying not to make eye contact with anyone.
"The teacher searched the room for an empty seat and spotted one.
Next to me!
Crap!
Gesturing in my direction the teacher said, "Alright Bella you can take the seat next to Edward."
No!
"Okay," she looked up and met my now onyx eyes. Even from this distance I could tell that she gulped nervously. She walked tentatively over to her new seat, and almost made it, but what neither of us expected was when she tripped over her own feet.
Bella yelped reaching out to grab the closest thing to her.
To bad "that thing" was me.
"S-sorry," she stammered removing her arms from around my neck.
My jaw clenched, and I chose not to respond. I was on the brink of killing her.
She sat down and for the rest of class; she flicked her hair constantly, shielding her face from my view. Each time her scent would stun me, bringing me closer and closer to snapping.
The soft wood of the desk beneath my fingers broke and I quickly molded it back into a hard shape like it was clay. Then I smashed it back into place, hoping no one would notice.
How much time had passed, a minute? Two minutes? An eternity? Crap will this suffering ever end?
Ring!
I grabbed my things and bolted out of the classroom faster than anyone could react to the bell ringing. Against my will I found my golden eyes shifting back to the girl one last time, just as she stood up and tripped over nothing again, falling onto the girl that had glared at me during class. The both ended up on the floor with Bella on top.
With a smirk, I rounded the corner, heading towards 4th hour.
My name: Edward Cullen
Occupation: High School Student
Species: Vampire
Obsession: The new girl at school
Background info: Born in Australia, raised in Texas, and currently living in Forks Washington.
Something interesting about myself: I hear voices in my head. (I'm not crazy…… I think?)