At Shield head quarters in a very secret room: CIRCA 27th October.
Fury gathered the Avengers close, even his eye patch reeking of authority and power.
"Gentlemen, we are going as the Justice league for Christmas." He says, looking completely serious.
"Um, what's justice league?" Steve Rogers inquires, knowing nothing of it.
Bruce Banner fidgets uncomfortably. Tony stark starts planning on what to wear. Natasha already knows what she's going as. Clint looks annoyed.
Thor looks baffled.
Outside Shield where the Avengers are supposed to be gathered: CIRCA 31st October aka Halloween.
Tony Stark is the first one there. He is wearing a wonder woman costume, and rocking it.
Steve Rogers gets there second. He's also wearing a wonder woman costume and awkwardly scratching in inappropriate places.
Natasha Romanoff gets there third, and doesn't even bother judging the two men. She's also wearing, you guessed it, a wonder woman costume.
Bruce Banner arrives fourth, looking even more agitated, his nose looking slightly green. His suit makes a squeaky noise and yes, it's a wonder woman costume.
Clint Barton gets his ass in there as number five. Throughout the way he's been thinking that his costume will be the most unique. He's annoyed as hell when he sees not one, but four people dressed as what he's going. Yep, wonder woman.
"Really, Nat? I mean, you live with me." He tells his partner.
Thor comes in sixth, with a fancy shining rope around his hammer and a small tiara on his head. The costume he's donned is way too tight. He thinks he looks fancy. He's sad when he sees the rest of them also wearing wonder woman costumes.
Fury gets there last. He has one sentence to say.
"You Motherfuckers."
He is also wearing a wonder woman costume.
Thor looks baffled.
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Written as inspired by a picture on the internet and an episode of the big bang theory.
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