Title: how the Jagan came to be.
Rating: K+
Category: Comedy (and or random stupidity)
Character: Hiei
Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWNE HIEI! (though I wish I did)
Author: xblackcherriesx (Ren) and .kuroxfye. (Emi)
For the record just to let you all know, I DO KNOW THE JAGAN REALLY CAME TO BE! So don't get mad at me for this… like I said 'random stupidity' between me and my friend.
Somewhere deep in the forests of the demon world over 2 years ago, this is the story of a demon who would rise against them all… who would dare to go where no demon has ever gone before… 'he must be emo'
Hiei: c- mon do it! Do it now damn!… seriously burn me already dammit!
Emi (a wind demon): what.. Why the hell are we doing this to you again?
Hiei: BECAUSE I SAID SO!
Ren (a vampire): heh, he's an idiot… that's what I think.
Emi//nods in agreement/ I second that motion.
Hiei: I am not… I want power.. Power to rule them all//insert evil laugh/
Emi: riiiggghhhttt, and I want to marry kurama.. But I don't see that happening.
Ren: and I wanna be a bunny… hey it could happen.
Hiei: hell no! Kurama's mine! And you, bunnies are over rated.
Ren: no their not//sprays pepper spray at Hiei's forehead/
Hiei: what the hell! It burns!
Emi: ha ha, loser…. Whoa what the… it's burning a hole in your face!
Hiei: ya… my face is really sensitive…. OMG, it's between my eyes, this is gonna look like a giant zit later.
Ren: hah, nope… more like a third eye
Hiei: seriously?
Ren: you didn't know that pepper spray side effects include turning pituitary glands into third eyes?
Hiei: ohh hell no! I haven't hit puberty yet! Without the pituitary I'll never grow!
Crowd//gasp/
Emi: OMFG it's glowing purple!
Hiei: what a horrible day
/ Kurama walks out from the trees/
Kurama: Hiei… what are you doing here?
Hiei//looks at him in horror/ DON'T LOOK AT ME!
Ren: hey, guess what… Hiei's stuck in a phase of constant child hood.
Hiei//still hiding face/ and you're in one of stupidity… your point?
Emi: Kurama.. Be my bride
Kurama: uhh huh… Hiei, what's wrong?
Hiei: I've grown… an eye
Kurama: well then… you should name it
Ren: name it?
Kurama: didn't you know… it's part of the third eye ritual 'if anyone should ever gain a third eye it must be given a cool and catchy name'
Hiei//stands up/ SNAP!
Ren//snaps her fingers/
Hiei: how about… 'the crushinator'
Emi: isn't that what you named your penis.. Or rather lack there of…
Hiei: right… hmm how about 'captain crunch'
Ren: that's a cereal… how about 'Lola'?
Kurama:… he's a guy, and Hiei you're retarded
Hiei: you wouldn't do any better if your pituitary was just zapped into an eye… for all I know we've killed key brain functions
Emi: no I'm sure there wasn't much to kill.
Ren: so what shall the name be.
So, what will Hiei name his third eye, how will they come to the conclusion, will kurama dump him for Emi, will Ren turn into a bunny… or not turn into a bunny? Find out in the next chapter or…. "Hiei goes to Cleveland!".. I mean umm… "How the Jagan came to be."
Can't say I didn't warn you this would be stupid… we've probably killed some of your brain cells. Well, good day…. I'll add a chapter eventually…
Ren: Kurama, if you don't want him, can I have him?
Kurama: then who will be my fuck buddy?